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Old 05-25-2021, 05:22 PM   #75191 (permalink)
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Oh oh! Slide a note under her door when she's out that says "I was in your room".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-25-2021, 07:19 PM   #75192 (permalink)
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incidentally, I have an ant infestation in my kitchen. Maybe they are drawn to me and this is how it begins
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Oh oh! Slide a note under her door when she's out that says "I was in your room".
With ants on it
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Old 05-25-2021, 07:46 PM   #75193 (permalink)
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With ants on it
The perfect crime
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:38 PM   #75194 (permalink)
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And a forward-looking new transportation system for the ant race, as promised by their Queen on her landslide election!
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:39 PM   #75195 (permalink)
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cream of tartar is oddly specific lol

I don't know what they're after but since I'll escape my toxic housing situation next month (re: feral housemate, + manipulative landlady) honestly I'm just letting the ants do their thing like

maybe I'm subconsciously summoning them to take revenge
They won’t cross a line of cream of tartar! It works well as a repellANT.

Use this to your ANTvantage and corral them all into her room
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:47 PM   #75196 (permalink)
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I mean come on this isn't some sneaky ****. She's gonna know you're being weird and crazy. Admit nothing. Just let it ride and smile.
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Old 05-26-2021, 12:00 AM   #75197 (permalink)
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If I can take revenge some way on a person that has pushed me or people I have been with to the point of wanting to kill them.., ex. holiday where the caretaker of the french property we were hiring was so obnoxious to us we actually had to vacate it two days before we needed to....a bottle of milk poured down the back of the sink unit in the kitchen would cause a lot of stink...sweet revenge... can still smile at that.
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Old 05-26-2021, 01:38 AM   #75198 (permalink)
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I love y'all's anthusiasm, you guys would make good supervillants
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-26-2021, 05:05 AM   #75199 (permalink)
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Another good one is a raw fish (easily caught with a hook on a line, if Felix the Cat is to be believed, or just available from all good fish-selling-guys) dropped surreptitiously down the back of the sofa. After a few days she'll wonder where the smell is coming from.

Or be calling her doctor.
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Old 05-26-2021, 05:14 AM   #75200 (permalink)
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So is an edible crab that's unnoticedly crawled into a nook under a seat in a hot car.
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