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The Batlord · 06-25-2022, 01:13 PM

Just taking a **** with my dog.

Trollheart · 06-25-2022, 01:16 PM

Looks more like your dog ate you!

SGR · 06-25-2022, 06:56 PM

I've known some people that can't poop if their pets wander into the bathroom - shy poopers I guess. Personally, I've never been a shy pooper - the more, the merrier as far as I'm concerned.

When I was in college, with the communal bathroom, I always liked to play a game with the person who walked in to take a **** in the stall next to me. The game being "Who's louder?". I tell you what, I normally beat out everybody. I can truly let it rip. Like, I know how to pucker up my butthole real tight to maximize the flatulent decibels. You know that move, right? You do that, pucker up nice and good and then cock your left leg up a bit like you're a dog who's about to piss - then you release the gas in a deliberate but measured manner - *PBTHHHH! PBTHHHHHHHHHHH! PBTHUHUHUHU!!! PBTTTTTTTTTH!!!* - the reverberations from the stall will help the sound travel.

But there was this one guy - a French guy - last name was, I **** you not, "Crapeaux". He'd come in, drop his drawers, and he'd let out an explosively loud barrage of smelly ass gas every single ****ing time. I was truly impressed. I've heard men fart before, but once I came into contact with this guy, I realized that up until that point, I'd only heard boys fart. This guy farted like it was going to be last fart he'd ever have on Planet Earth. This guy's farts sounded like a big tractor engine starting up. And god, did they smell. They were horrible! There were times I thought I'd have to delay my **** so that I could direct my face towards the porcelain. They were as deadly as a German Blitzkrieg. I never thought I'd find myself surrendering to a frenchman, but here we are - I never did manage to be louder than he was in the stall. I'll never forget Crapeaux - he was truly a man's man.

I really do wonder what it was that he ate...

music_collector · 06-25-2022, 09:33 PM

Crapeaux? Yeah, I've heard that name before. I worked with a guy whose last name was Crépeau.

As for what he ate, maybe it's best you don't get an answer to that one. It was likely a chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong!

Plankton · 06-26-2022, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ribbons

Good luck with everything today, and glad the neighbors are friendly. Watch out for what they are offering, though, because it could tire you out!

I'd ask whether your appliances are new/brands and what detergent/fabric softener you use, also what coffee/brand - but I know you're in a rush lol.

Thanks ribbons!

Yes, the appliances are new-ish. Kenmore washer and an LG TROMM dryer. I'll possibly be matching the washer down the road, but the Kenmore is still solid. My refrigerator is the real star of the show though as far as appliances. It's a Samsung Flexzone.

Gain Pods/Downy

Folgers Black Silk w/cream and honey.

Still shuffling.

ribbons · 06-26-2022, 08:05 AM

Wow, that's a super-fridge! lol Hey, I use pods (Tide ones) and Downy too.

Here's to settling in and creating a happy environment for you and Hanna. Congratulations to both of you!

Plankton · 06-26-2022, 09:17 AM

Thank you!

Ayn Marx · 06-28-2022, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGR

I've known some people that can't poop if their pets wander into the bathroom - shy poopers I guess. Personally, I've never been a shy pooper - the more, the merrier as far as I'm concerned.

Parties at your place must be fun. And no, I’m not looking for an invite but you could invite Amber Heard to make a contribution.

YorkeDaddy · 06-29-2022, 09:23 AM

Homies out here really going out of their way to make their post in Times New Roman font, the year 2022 sure is crazy

Ayn Marx · 06-29-2022, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

Homies out here really going out of their way to make their post in Times New Roman font, the year 2022 sure is crazy

Out of my way ? I’ve programmed a function key to perform the task with one click. My addiction to Times New Roman came from reading the London Times as a young brat. My father had the airmail edition delivered at silly expense. I can still hear the rustle of the ultra thin tissue (?) paper it was printed on.
I’m afraid if my usage offends I’m not going to change to some vulgar modern typeface.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_New_Roman
https://www.toptal.com/designers/ui/typeface-history

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06-25-2022, 06:56 PM	#75863 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,329	I've known some people that can't poop if their pets wander into the bathroom - shy poopers I guess. Personally, I've never been a shy pooper - the more, the merrier as far as I'm concerned. When I was in college, with the communal bathroom, I always liked to play a game with the person who walked in to take a **** in the stall next to me. The game being "Who's louder?". I tell you what, I normally beat out everybody. I can truly let it rip. Like, I know how to pucker up my butthole real tight to maximize the flatulent decibels. You know that move, right? You do that, pucker up nice and good and then cock your left leg up a bit like you're a dog who's about to piss - then you release the gas in a deliberate but measured manner - PBTHHHH! PBTHHHHHHHHHHH! PBTHUHUHUHU!!! PBTTTTTTTTTH!!! - the reverberations from the stall will help the sound travel. But there was this one guy - a French guy - last name was, I ** you not, "Crapeaux". He'd come in, drop his drawers, and he'd let out an explosively loud barrage of smelly ass gas every single ing time. I was truly impressed. I've heard men fart before, but once I came into contact with this guy, I realized that up until that point, I'd only heard boys fart. This guy farted like it was going to be last fart he'd ever have on Planet Earth. This guy's farts sounded like a big tractor engine starting up. And god, did they smell. They were horrible! There were times I thought I'd have to delay my ** so that I could direct my face towards the porcelain. They were as deadly as a German Blitzkrieg. I never thought I'd find myself surrendering to a frenchman, but here we are - I never did manage to be louder than he was in the stall. I'll never forget Crapeaux - he was truly a man's man. I really do wonder what it was that he ate...

06-25-2022, 09:33 PM	#75864 (permalink)
music_collector Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Canada Posts: 744	Crapeaux? Yeah, I've heard that name before. I worked with a guy whose last name was Crépeau. As for what he ate, maybe it's best you don't get an answer to that one. It was likely a chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong!

06-26-2022, 08:05 AM	#75866 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	Wow, that's a super-fridge! lol Hey, I use pods (Tide ones) and Downy too. Here's to settling in and creating a happy environment for you and Hanna. Congratulations to both of you!