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#76291 (permalink) | |
Music Addict
Join Date: Apr 2022
Location: Canada
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#76292 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,996
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#76294 (permalink) | |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 7,016
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#76295 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,354
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Ready for this one Trollheart?
Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious. The worst part is that she doesn't want to call the police because they beat the sh*t out of her ten years ago.... ...for those of you who don't know that story. The quickest way to tell it is that she got arrested for not letting her partners troubled ex cop son into the house to continue to steal valuable items because he's a pill-head ex cop junkie and he got his old police buddies to literally arrest my grandmother for battery because she put her hands on him. When they arrested her she suffered a black eye and bruised collarbone. She was 76 years old at the time and five feet tall... The never ending slog of sh*t I my family goes through never ends. Hey, at least we're not in Florida. |
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#76298 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
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I overheard a coworker on the phone getting scammed a while back. He was to the point of getting out his credit card when I looked at his screen and saw the scam pop-up he thought was legit. I just about slapped his phone out of his hand. The **** people will do for money.
Exo, I hope you and your family catch a break from all the bull****.
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#76300 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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God damn, where's Christopher Dorner when you need him. And was your grandmother cleaned out or is she still financially okay?
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