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The Batlord 10-05-2022 10:29 PM
More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.

SGR 10-05-2022 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2218189)
More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.
I thought you were supposed to be an east coaster?


The Batlord 10-06-2022 12:29 AM
Virginia. Not New York.

Mucha na Dziko 10-06-2022 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2218098)
Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious.
A year ago my grandmother sent all of her money ($60K) to a guy who told her he'll marry her. Obviously it was a scam. The guy was telling her stories about him being a soldier in Syria and needing money to come back to her.

The Batlord 10-07-2022 11:47 PM
I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.

SGR 10-08-2022 01:36 AM
Oh Batty, please blow up our balloons, won't you? No one can put all that air in it like you do...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/10ike...giphy.gif&ct=g

Trollheart 10-08-2022 05:15 AM
Always knew you blew. Hey, all that hot air gotta go somewhere, right?

rubber soul 10-08-2022 06:32 AM
Amazing how easy it is for someone high on helium to get girls. :D

Plankton 10-08-2022 07:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8zXStqzPk

jwb 10-08-2022 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2218361)
I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
let's hear the joke.


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