This is the most romantic thing I've ever read. Like finger up her ass? Romance!

Sooo almost got jumped after work tonight....Key word almost. :bringit:

For the record I was not strapped. I had my tire iron in my hand when the cops showed up. 8 seconds to respond. Oh yeah these ppl were made by my staff and I busted em shoplifting and they were all drugged outta their minds. 8 seconds because the cops were waiting on them up the street. No licence. Etc. But I went to my car after the police had already did the report and left. I was walking my car and the shoplifter threathened to beat my ass and kill me and his girl came at me....

They all went to jail. I mean this wasnt a crooked cop he had to have a reason to search their car. The driver had no licence vut they couldn't drive away bc they knew theyd be ****ed. So threaten to kill me you retards you just gave them probable cause.

Better make sure they don't get out of jail and attempt to murder you again. That's my worst fear.

She's usually strapped or maybe that's only at home but she'll be fine.

Plus she's in Florida. She can kill someone by shooting them and it's no big deal.

Here in NY, they will lock you up for defending yourself against a home invasion if you kill the person

^....I wasnt strapped yesterday Im actually glad because I would have shot without thinking twice. However. The tire iron and 911 were waaay more effective...

Home stand your ground laws apply

So you have to let the invader murder your family and yourself to avoid jail time?

Just shoot him in the dick instead of the head.

Do you get bonus points for hitting the head of his dick?

shoot me in the dick please

I'd rather be chinese than a nation of unethical dick shooters.

I'm out of ammo...











... I'll use my mouth instead.

sure whats the difference anyway

You don't shoot people in the dick butters!

what is dick butter and where can i get some

i never ****in understood that....... bees and birds like to sex together...... noice the little bee likes to sting the birdy in its peak

I wasn't carrying yesterday so....I can either give u a very serious head wound or you can make an appointment to be shot.

Yes.... Northerners don't like guns.

So what you're saying is that in the north, they'd rather protect criminals then law abiding citizens?

No you just said that. I said we have a stand your ground law.
New Orleans has whats known as 90 day murder sentencing. (Gang murders only).
Texas stand your ground. Im saying down south we like our guns.

Nah, you don't let the invader murder your family. You can attempt to injury the invader and call the cops while you and your family flee and hope you make it out alive. Or you can shoot the invader dead and do jail time. Your choice.

The cops are supposed to protect law abiding citizens but look how well some of them do their job.

i think my uncle hit on me today or maybe he smoked too much hashish for one day

Why would he hit on you?

same thing im asking myself tbh...... like ive existed for 20 yrs why now.....

And you've been waiting all this time.

^^^ ikr...... like you know when you've waited for something for so long you no longer want it????? me rn...

I heard in the Middle East, you get your lungs ripped out if you're caught with weed, or hash with a dull razor blade.

Was just watching a Japanese TV show. They have liquor vending machines.

ON THE STREET!!!

Why was I born roundeye?!

LOL

Up until about five years ago, anyone could buy from them, too. Anyone. Now, you have to swipe your ID card showing you're 20. Yes, 20 is the drinking age here.

Why 20 and not 18 like the rest of the world(excluding US of course)?

One is not legally an adult until one is 20 in Japan.

ooh okay so they are late then. Everywhere else, you are legally an adult at 18.

I guess it's like ancient Rome. The age of majority in those times under Roman law was 20. Influence? From Asia to the Mediterranean, or vice versa. Or just coincidence?

Possibly it could be a hold over from around that time but who knows. I may or may not look into it depending on how bored I am. Probably not right now though. Gotta get ready to head to the gym.

I googled it but didn't find an answer immediately, but I just didn't care enough to dig deeper.


Anyway, today is/was the 4th of July, but all American military bases have cancelled their fireworks and public celebrations because some asshole soldier decided to go and rape a woman in Okinawa a month ago. The Japanese are plenty pissed off, so going ahead with festivities celebrating a country of rapists would be bad form right about now. Wait, what?

So, to celebrate the way I do every year, I forced my university students to sing "Happy Birthday, America".

I love your solution to this! Perfect.

Just have them sing "Deutschland Uber Alles", replacing "Deutschland" with "America".