lmao remember the MAKDONALDEZ guy

I could literally drive for 15 minutes where I live and find fast food restaurants open at 8am. Several of them in fact.

their hash browns and scrambled eggs are so gross.

Have you ever driven figuratively???

I wonder why a bunch of places that sell pork in the mornings wouldn't be open in Lebanon in the morning?

Good question.

Maybe Kiii figuratively drives people to insanity.

people eat breakfast in the morning? normal people, at least.

You mean infidels?

No wonder I'm so lonely.

only infidels can have breakfast? that's not fair.

When life gives you loneliness, go **** yourself :)

Woman called me gay. It hurts.

i'm really sorry, man but your avatar isn't helping.

It happened in real life.

why did she call you gay?

Honestly, I thought pansy gayboy had gotten killed.

thanks lol

Don't know why.

One hour until the new year.

On Jan 8th, I spun Blackstar. About to spin it again, thus ending 2016 musically the way I started it.

RIP Bowie.

well then why the **** does it hurt to be called that

who gives a ****

mordor u ninjad me

No one wants a potential dick glove thinking they're out of play.

maybe he was wearing his 'worship taylor swift or die' t-shirt out.

today ****ing sucked. my parents threw a ****ing hissy fit just because i accidentally broke that stupid towel hanger thing in the bathroom. yelling won't ****ing fix it.

I did the same thing once. Not sure when mom noticed but I think I break so much **** that she's kind of over it by now.

the weird thing is i don't even know why tf it broke. i just put my pjs on there and it fell. and i'm so gentle. <3

a couple days ago I hit my head off a shelf and one of my mom's tacky decorative angels fell off and broke. instead of asking how my head was she decided to scream at me as if I purposely did it.

Maybe it's cause you're fat now and your tent-like pajama bottoms are like a giant, very thin steak.

lol poor qwertyy

i'm still a size medium, bitch. you're thinking of your xxl shorts.

Why was your head on a shelf? And why would you hit it off rather than pick it up and put it back on your neck?

why is your head so far up your own ass?

I recycle like a good Christian.

he likes it up there. keeps him warm in the winter.

sounds like a good time

Great night, just great.

Happy New Years you lot!

Truly, a HAPPY new year to you my friend.

I'll probably quit smoking because being one legged/on crutches makes it hard af to smoke so plus one for breaking my ankle.

My last memory of the year was watching Mariah Carey have a meltdown on national television so 2016 turned out to not be entirely bad.