It's me. All the time.

Sounds ****ing awful.

Liquid courage is the best. It's like the you that you wish was dead is actually dead.

Yeah. Pretty much.

It's dead right now which ois nicee. I just completely didn't expect it. Apparently I'm a conversative and emotive drunk. Does not mix w2ell with courage in any way whatsoevr, probably.

how cute.

I miss WD.

Now you've discovered that most dangerous drunk game: trying to find that balance where you're confident and lively, but not annoying and tedious to be around. It's a lifelong passion among us drunks.

Ithink I got it down. Sort of. Laying on the floor listening to music seems to work much betetr.

You should also try jerking off between beer 1 and 2. Trust me.

That guy was such a queer.

Two eggs over easy, white toast to mop up the runny yolks, fresh brewed coffee, and a bowl of fruit (a wedge of cantaloupe and orange, and big chunks of honeydew, pineapple, and watermelon).

No better way to start the day. :thumb:

(well, morning sex is pretty damn good too)

Hangover?

Of course. Between the caffeine and the protein I feel much better now.

I take a few shots of vodka to cure my hangovers.

I have a hooker massage my temples while I drink her breast milk.

you mean your mom?

Her tits dried up a while back. I've had to go to paid professionals for my fix for the last five years.

Was?

Woke up after drinking 80oz of steel reserve and crashing and drunk another 120oz to start the day. Good start. Just ate the best tasting spaghetti ever. Still have not yet experienced a hangover.

That's my life. Seriously. Night of Steel Reserve, followed by hair of the dog, and lots of spaghetti. I'm starting to feel proud of you.

uh oh thats not a good sign. i'm starting to worry about overcast :-(

Truth. But **** it who cares? Down with normal society and their ideas of how much you should and should not drink.

my brother loves arak. its like the traditional drink here. its usually 50% alcohol and sometimes can go up to 60% honestly just 1 sip makes me sick.

Pussy. But yeah that sounds like rubbing alcohol.

dude 50% alcohol is nuts. i don't like the smell.

I've had **** that powerful and it puts hair on your chest just inhaling the fumes. 99 Bananas is stank ****.

99 bananas is a stupid name for a drink.

99 bottles of 99 Bananas on the wall! 99 bottles of 99 Bananas!

Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of 99 bananas on the wall.

It's 99 proof and supposedly tastes like bananas (you can taste it, but only through a haze of alcohol torture). Dumb but stupidly accurate.

Calling my Jewish mother a grammar Nazi may not have been the smartest joke ever on my part.

lol you're a dumbass.

Talk about stoking the flame, amirite.

talk about go suck a ****in dick ki.

I hate you for making me laugh at this.

his joke was lame af. just like his stupid sesame street avatar.

Someone's mad.

*Muppets

same gay ****.