I only pass solids and occasionally liquids from my *******. Gas is a bastard state of matter.

Accidentally missed my first class today because I didn't think my courses started until tomorrow... great way to start off my first year.

oh suuuure. that's why you missed your class. ;) ;) ;)

That joke isn't funny when it's aimed at others, but it's even less funny when it's at my expense.


No really, it is. I hate to admit it but I'm a ****ing moron.

oh. you're such a ****ing dork lol.

I know it. I also didn't attend orientation so I have no clue which tutorial I'm in tomorrow morning. I'm failing before I even got the chance to try, go me!

I could have admitted it for you if you hate it so much.

oh thats weird

here, if you fail to attend orientation, you basically get kicked out lol

unless you've got a really good excuse i guess.

Orientation is for nerds.

Ftfy

but how do you get your username/info and get shown around the campus and register for your classes then............... also free food.

Already done all that stuff, except being shown around campus, but I'll figure that out when I need to.

oh. if they make you do all that **** before then wtf is the point of orientation.........

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Everybody knows MB's in the Urban Dictionary, no?

BTW whose right-track?

He's not left-track I will tell you that!

He ended up going off the track in his last days. Sad to see.

:thumb: http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...ower-trip.html

^ He still drops in on rare occasions, makes a post or two, and then disappears again for many months.

I wish that guy hadn't been permabanned. Would have been awesome to see him show up dropping crazy bombs.

I can undo his ban, and all the others too. Let all the crazy's out and let em run amok. It'd be a nice little science experiment. A virtual episode of a Batman comic.

Dude, undo his ban. He'll probably never come back, but you never know.

Can you undo my ban?

Poking the bear is fun and all, but that would be disrespectful to the mod who banned him, and MB as a whole. Other than that, I'd undo all of em and watch it all unfold in a glorious troll extravaganza.

Sorry kid. You'll have to unban yourself. Company policy.

In that guy's case I don't think they would care. I think they banned him cause it was just time. But that time has passed.

You'd have to convince Yac, not me.

Was it Yac or do you just mean it's an executive decision? I ask just because I'm curious if mods can see who banned who.

right-track banned him, and yes we can see who banned whom, and yes it's more of an executive decision.

We should come up with a list of people we want to see pardoned and have a one-time amnesty. Anybody who gets two nominations gets voted on by the community.

I'm down with that noise.

:rofl:

What a terrible day.

Before leaving, I tried to contact the hotel to make sure the reservations were still Ok. I called the number multiple times with zero answer from anyone. NO ONE ANSWERED THE PHONE THAT WORKED AT THE HOTEL!!!!

So then I noticed that on the paper work that their front desk closes at eight.. it also said the front desk was open... so why was no one answering? Anyway, with the front desk closing at a specific time, I had to jump in the truck with my partner way ahead of schedule to ensure that we'd have a place to sleep tonight. If we even had a place to sleep. The lack of phones being answered concerned me that they had closed.

Then while on the road a truck in front of me had a trailer with a pickup bed on it. The pickup bed came loose from its straps and fell off the truck. I had to swerve out of the way into the grass that's separating the road.

We got to the hotel, they were open and had our reservations. We had ten minutes to go before they closed.

You think your day was bad? My psycho ex girlfriend is in town and she asked if I had a spare room or if i knew anyone with a spare room for her and the guy she cheated on me with because she has no money for a hotel.

For the record, I told her I don't and asked why she's broke again.

Did you screw her? Be honest. Did you?

I was with her for 4 years, so yes.

This time though?

Oh.no no. She texted me. I haven't seen her in over a year.

Pfft. That's not too bad.

You have my permission to throw my "anal tapeworm analogy" in her face next time she has the audacity.

I could use a good laying though if ya know what I mean.





I need to get laid.