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Howard the Duck 06-07-2012 01:58 AM

feeling all colours of bizarre

cos i took the anti-side effects meds (some sort of benzodiapine)

Vertigo 06-07-2012 02:06 AM

Managed to get a decent night's sleep last night which was a relief. Still got almost no motivation to work though.

Unknown Soldier 06-07-2012 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1197175)
Saw Cheryl again last night. She's definetly pregnant. We saw one of the other prostitutes and Cheryl bad mouthed her saying something like 'she's a right ****in' dirty slag. She's got herpes and gonorohea and ****s pakis.' I said 'you can't say things lke that!' She also went and had a pee in somone's garden while I was stood at the gate waiting for her and saw her arse! So I've seen a quite unpleasnt side to her character that I've not seen before and funnily enough love her all the more for it...apart from the blatant rascim of course!

Common sense should now tell you, that this is the time to cut all ties with her, but are you sensible?

Frownland 06-08-2012 12:49 AM

Graduated tonight, no more free education :(.

Vertigo 06-08-2012 01:47 AM

If I may quote Supertramp;

It's raining again.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 02:01 AM

yet another friday with nothing much to do

meh

Unknown Soldier 06-08-2012 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Vertigo (Post 1197484)
If I may quote Supertramp;

It's raining again.

Its great living in the UK.

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197486)
yet another friday with nothing much to do

meh

Nothing to do! Euro 2012 starts today yippee!

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1197498)
Nothing to do! Euro 2012 starts today yippee!

i might watch some matches - only the countries that i'm interested in

practicing a lot of "chira"ism these days

two hot young things joined the firm

chira is Jap for downblouse/upskirt

Mojo 06-08-2012 04:08 AM

As naturally charming as ever, I see.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 05:10 AM

as naturally the Mr. Titspervert

Vertigo 06-08-2012 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197500)
chira is Jap for downblouse/upskirt

You learn something new every day.

Doesn't sound half as saucy as 'upskirt' though.

Salami 06-08-2012 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197500)
i might watch some matches - only the countries that i'm interested in

practicing a lot of "chira"ism these days

two hot young things joined the firm

chira is Jap for downblouse/upskirt

Bloody hell I hope that if we meet I'm not wearing shorts.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1197533)
Bloody hell I hope that if we meet I'm not wearing shorts.

yes, I do have a tendency of looking at guys as well

a dude was really pissed off I was staring at his loose shorts near a beach resort

Salami 06-08-2012 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197535)
yes, I do have a tendency of looking at guys as well

a dude was really pissed off I was staring at his loose shorts near a beach resort

I'm not being mean or anything, but I think his irritation is probably justified.

Mojo 06-08-2012 06:10 AM

No. Thats surely what everyone wants, is it not? Random, leering strangers?

Goofle 06-08-2012 06:18 AM

I just look away quickly. Women never notice.

Mojo 06-08-2012 06:20 AM

Everyone looks. A quick look is almost expected.

Salami 06-08-2012 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1197548)
Everyone looks. A quick look is almost expected.

I imagine in the new employees briefing for Howard the Duck's firm, they are all told "Now, in this job you will be perved at continuously by a certain man", so of course they will expect it.

Mojo 06-08-2012 06:36 AM

Tits out at the door. Just get it over with.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1197550)
I imagine in the new employees briefing for Howard the Duck's firm, they are all told "Now, in this job you will be perved at continuously by a certain man", so of course they will expect it.

uh, no, i get mixed reactions

one woman hates me for it

another thinks it's cute

one continously bitch about it, but never covers up

another seem to welcome it, and it's almost "tits out" - she also plays with her pendant and stuff like that in the event i stop looking

edit - this i know, because they usually talk loudly about my "quirks"

the angry woman said I was lecherous

the cute one said i'm like a schoolboy

the complaining one sounds resigned and say i have an "itchy" eye

the welcoming one, well, actions speak louder than words, she was wearing a shawl once, as soon as I looked at her, she uncovered the shawl

FETCHER. 06-08-2012 07:30 AM

I remember a guy was blatantly staring at my chest once. I felt like putting him through a window. I was raging. A quick look is fine, even complimentary if I catch you. But staring? Cmon that's plain ****ing rude and if any woman welcomes that she's a skank.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 07:35 AM

i don't "stare"

but it's pretty obvious

Salami 06-08-2012 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1197568)
I remember a guy was blatantly staring at my chest once. I felt like putting him through a window. I was raging. A quick look is fine, even complimentary if I catch you. But staring? Cmon that's plain ****ing rude and if any woman welcomes that she's a skank.

I mean everyone likes a bit of attention, but I think it's definitely a bit weird for girls to invite people to be creepy.

Mojo 06-08-2012 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197570)
i don't "stare"

but it's pretty obvious



It must be if you know exactly how different female colleagues of yours react to it.

You should do that on a visit to Scotland sometime. If you do, please give me notice so I can be there. No reason.

FETCHER. 06-08-2012 07:43 AM

I wouldn't like to see him on his journey home anyway.

Salami 06-08-2012 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1197573)
It must be if you know exactly how different female colleagues of yours react to it.

You should do that on a visit to Scotland sometime. If you do, please give me notice so I can be there. No reason.

I shall also make sure my Scottish cousins are aware of it, because I want to experience the moment when he stares at cousin Morag, who will subsequently batter him like a tank.

Mojo 06-08-2012 07:46 AM

With a name like Morag, I'd expect nothing less.

FETCHER. 06-08-2012 07:53 AM

I once worked with a woman called Morag, she made me scared ****less and she was in a relationship with my best friends father. There was no escape :(.

Salami 06-08-2012 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1197578)
I once worked with a woman called Morag, she made me scared ****less and she was in a relationship with my best friends father. There was no escape :(.

Typical, every Morag I've met was a battleaxe! I've been slapped by her more times than everyone else put together, and to her, me speaking is worthy of a slap.

FETCHER. 06-08-2012 08:08 AM

The accent yes? It often is a punishable offense ;).





Ps.I've missed your presence more than I thought :) it's nice to have you back :D.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1197572)
I mean everyone likes a bit of attention, but I think it's definitely a bit weird for girls to invite people to be creepy.

mebbe because she likes me?

so, Angeline is a skank... yahooooo!

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1197573)
It must be if you know exactly how different female colleagues of yours react to it.

You should do that on a visit to Scotland sometime. If you do, please give me notice so I can be there. No reason.

your reaction is a bit weird, to say the least - when i was in Wales, i hung out with a group of girls which one of them usually never bother to cover up her knickers

and another one who deliberately bend too low when playing pool

i don't think girls there are anyhoo more conservative than here

Salami 06-08-2012 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1197586)
The accent yes? It often is a punishable offense ;).

Ha, you know England has taken it's toll on you when you pronounce "bath" as "barth". I obviously have to learn better!
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Ps.I've missed your presence more than I thought :) it's nice to have you back :D.
Aw thanks a lot Kay :)
That's sweet!

FETCHER. 06-08-2012 08:15 AM

And I'm sure you met them by sheer coincudence and everybody there was like that? You cannot assume all women like constant male attention. You've just been lucky imo.

Mojo 06-08-2012 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197589)

your reaction is a bit weird, to say the least - when i was in Wales, i hung out with a group of girls which one of them usually never bother to cover up her knickers

and another one who deliberately bend too low when playing pool

i don't think girls there are anyhoo more conservative than here

Is it possible to bend 'too' low when playing pool? I mean, unless she was touching her toes or something then is there not a chance that she was just playing pool?

Either way, I didn't suggest that Scottish girls were necessarily conservative or wouldnt look for and enjoy male attention. I just suggested that most women would take objection to not just a look, a glance, or attention in general but to fixating, lingering or whatever else I imagine you to do - and that if most of the Scottish lasses I've known are anything to go by, that they would probably spark you out for it.

Oh and that that could probably be rather entertaining.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1197594)
And I'm sure you met them by sheer coincudence and everybody there was like that? You cannot assume all women like constant male attention. You've just been lucky imo.

or "unlucky"?

i mean i don't find English or Welsh women/girls anything particularly conservative

there was this Welsh girl i liked, once she came out of the bathroom in a towel, and i could almost see her *****, the bathroom was located at the end of the hallway and not in her room

maybe it's different in Scotland? because i didn't met any scots women

The Batlord 06-08-2012 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1197175)
Saw Cheryl again last night. She's definetly pregnant. We saw one of the other prostitutes and Cheryl bad mouthed her saying something like 'she's a right ****in' dirty slag. She's got herpes and gonorohea and ****s pakis.' I said 'you can't say things lke that!' She also went and had a pee in somone's garden while I was stood at the gate waiting for her and saw her arse! So I've seen a quite unpleasnt side to her character that I've not seen before and funnily enough love her all the more for it...apart from the blatant rascim of course!

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197589)
your reaction is a bit weird, to say the least - when i was in Wales, i hung out with a group of girls which one of them usually never bother to cover up her knickers

and another one who deliberately bend too low when playing pool

i don't think girls there are anyhoo more conservative than here

Her reaction's weird?! Dude, you sound like you're rationalizing every woman's level of "decency" so that she is inviting attention and therefore is up for grabs and should just shut up and take it. It doesn't sound like you have a very high opinion of women.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1197608)
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/167278.gif



Her reaction's weird?! Dude, you sound like you're rationalizing every woman's level of "decency" so that she is inviting attention and therefore is up for grabs and should just shut up and take it. It doesn't sound like you have a very high opinion of women.

no, just saying some doesn't mind much

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1197596)
Is it possible to bend 'too' low when playing pool? I mean, unless she was touching her toes or something then is there not a chance that she was just playing pool?

Either way, I didn't suggest that Scottish girls were necessarily conservative or wouldnt look for and enjoy male attention. I just suggested that most women would take objection to not just a look, a glance, or attention in general but to fixating, lingering or whatever else I imagine you to do - and that if most of the Scottish lasses I've known are anything to go by, that they would probably spark you out for it.

Oh and that that could probably be rather entertaining.

there's no "fixating" or "lingering" - it's just a glance, an obvious one, but spread out as I only go about it when there are several about

i don't stare with eyes wide open, mouth agape and drooling

The Batlord 06-08-2012 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1197610)
no, just saying some doesn't mind much

But every girl you talk about either, invites it, and you imply that she is a dirty slut, or doesn't, but she's a bitch anyway so who cares.

Howard the Duck 06-08-2012 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1197614)
But every girl you talk about either, invites it, and you imply that she is a dirty slut, or doesn't, but she's a bitch anyway so who cares.

no, i was just talking about their reactions

i wasn't casting any aspersions on their personalities

stop putting words in my mouth

it was Fetcher who said she's a skank

i have a very high esteem of that "welcoming" girl - she's gorgeous and intelligent and steadfast in her faith

i never at all implied she's a slut, if you would interpret my observations as such, that's just your perception

all i said was if she really was a skank, then better, one more feather in her cap


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