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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-27-2014, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Some dude decided not to wear pants when he shopped in my store today.

Brilliant. Maybe he forgot he was supposed to shop in Walmart.

ladyislingering · 05-27-2014, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Brilliant. Maybe he forgot he was supposed to shop in Walmart.

maybe they were on their way or something.

he could have just bought a pair of pants, for crying out loud.

all clothing was half price today.

Carpe Mortem · 05-27-2014, 09:36 AM

Avoiding sun completely for like a week... went kayaking, discing, swimming, drinking etc and forgot I'm a pale bitch who should really use sunscreen. Awful, disfiguring burns.

On the plus side I got to show off my new bikini, which as I drunkenly declared to many an annoyed friend, represents the 'dichotomy of my soul, bro'

The Batlord · 05-27-2014, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

A few of us chased around some tweakers for fun toward the end of the night.

Lolwut? I'm picturing a hallway with about six doors, and you and a bunch of tweakers are chasing each other in and out of the doors, often coming out of doors that you didn't go into, all set to the Benny Hill theme.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Saw Jandek play last night and it was a pretty good experience. Got wasted after the show until 3 am and turned 20 today.

Damn juvenile delinquents.

anticipation · 05-27-2014, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Saw Jandek play last night and it was a pretty good experience. Got wasted after the show until 3 am and turned 20 today.

You and my mother share a birthday, congrats!

Paedantic Basterd · 05-27-2014, 01:37 PM

I just won two academic medals and a scholarship for being the top student in my entire program!

I think I'll keep one on hand at all times to whip out arbitrarily in arguments. "You think Caesar invented the thumbs down? WELL MY MEDAL OF BRILLIANCE DISAGREES YEAHWHATTHATSWHATITHOUGHT".

FRED HALE SR. · 05-27-2014, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I just won two academic medals and a scholarship for being the top student in my entire program!

I think I'll keep one on hand at all times to whip out arbitrarily in arguments. "You think Caesar invented the thumbs down? WELL MY MEDAL OF BRILLIANCE DISAGREES YEAHWHATTHATSWHATITHOUGHT".

Killer. Smart and attractive, you won the lotto girl.

Paul Smeenus · 05-27-2014, 01:38 PM

^ plus, you were right. At least that's what I've heard...

Paedantic Basterd · 05-27-2014, 01:41 PM

Thanks folks! Next, acceptance into the Honours program and the GREs.

GREs make my stomach turn. Aptitude tests are not something I can spend a year studying for.

**Goofle** · 05-27-2014, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I just won two academic medals and a scholarship for being the top student in my entire program!

I think I'll keep one on hand at all times to whip out arbitrarily in arguments. "You think Caesar invented the thumbs down? WELL MY MEDAL OF BRILLIANCE DISAGREES YEAHWHATTHATSWHATITHOUGHT".

Hurrah!

05-27-2014, 09:36 AM	#27873 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,367	Avoiding sun completely for like a week... went kayaking, discing, swimming, drinking etc and forgot I'm a pale bitch who should really use sunscreen. Awful, disfiguring burns. On the plus side I got to show off my new bikini, which as I drunkenly declared to many an annoyed friend, represents the 'dichotomy of my soul, bro'

05-27-2014, 01:37 PM	#27876 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I just won two academic medals and a scholarship for being the top student in my entire program! I think I'll keep one on hand at all times to whip out arbitrarily in arguments. "You think Caesar invented the thumbs down? WELL MY MEDAL OF BRILLIANCE DISAGREES YEAHWHATTHATSWHATITHOUGHT".

05-27-2014, 01:41 PM	#27879 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Thanks folks! Next, acceptance into the Honours program and the GREs. GREs make my stomach turn. Aptitude tests are not something I can spend a year studying for.