Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I found a beetle in a jar of unopened mustard today. He shat all over the lid so I had to throw it all away. When I let him out in the backyard, he looked confused and kept walking in circles. I figure being a little critter like that, stuck in a jar of something like mustard... musta been like being tear gassed for however long he was in there. So I stepped on him and said a prayer.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Ki

I approve of this.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Blozo.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Blozo.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

...the cown

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think you're really growing into a better person with all this trolling you've been doing recently. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by Frownland

I've used bozo a few times at Starbuck's and at waiting lines for restaurants because I'm the most hilarious mother****er you'll ever meet, and I think having food service people call their customers bozo tops calling someone bozo. Half the time they just think their coworker thinks I'm a dick (not inaccurate btw, but still funny).

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.