Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger Slow cookers can render the fat perfectly while still retaining the tenderness of the meat...Only the laziest, most impatient cannibals would ever consider using a microwave.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord You mean normal people?

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger Clarify, please... Are you calling lazy people "normal," or people who cook other humans and devour them "normal"?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord Slow cookers are for fifties housewives. You know what else is for fifties housewives? ****ing the dogsh*t out of their husbands before serving them cold drinks and massaging their backs. Microwaves are for real people.

Originally Posted by Exo Your new avatar is amazing Bats.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord I made it for Trollheart to replace his current one, but apparently he'd rather go with a giant pile of elephant dung.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk I converted to Islam today. Allah Supreme. A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Chula Vista You are quite simply one of the most unique individuals I've ever met in my 680+ months living on this orb.

Originally Posted by Trollheart You are to all of us what Betelgeuse is to the sun in terms of musical diversity.

Originally Posted by Exo_ You sir are a true character. I love it.

Originally Posted by The Batlord You, sir, are a nerd's nerd.

Originally Posted by Marie Monday Just chiming in to declare that your posts are a source of life and wholesomeness

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by Norg Been watchin football for the past 33 hours LOL

Originally Posted by mord Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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