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Old 12-19-2015, 01:32 AM   #35451 (permalink)
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you gotta see a therapist?

You should totally troll them with experiences you plagiarize from films...

Tell her the nickname you earned in college is foot-long.

tell her that you're under a lotta stress 'cause your family's moving due to the land where you currently live being bought out for development...and then tell her you and your friends go out for one last adventure after finding a treasure map up in your attic. Don't forget the fratellis...and don't forget about feeding basement retards baby ruths!!!
haha i might. really tho I should you shoulda have seen how I came into this forum...i get into some dark places sometimes
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Old 12-19-2015, 01:44 AM   #35452 (permalink)
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haha i might. really tho I should you shoulda have seen how I came into this forum...i get into some dark places sometimes
I'ma message you...
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Old 12-19-2015, 04:38 AM   #35453 (permalink)
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do these Fratellis have a babyruth-loving, giant basement retard???
I don't get the allusion.
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Old 12-19-2015, 05:37 AM   #35454 (permalink)
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I don't get the allusion.
The Goonies.
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Old 12-19-2015, 07:09 AM   #35455 (permalink)
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...I've never seen The Goonies.
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Old 12-19-2015, 09:44 AM   #35456 (permalink)
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...I've never seen The Goonies.
Most annoying movie ever. 2 hours of watching a bunch of LOUD and whiny kids overacting like crazy.

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Why are chicks in hentai always super worried about getting pregnant? Some dude could be chopping their tits off with a lawnmower up their ass and bitches still be like 'Oh no rapeyman-san, don't ***, I might get pregnant! My ovulation is approximately 98% complete on this day but I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!"
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Old 12-19-2015, 02:01 PM   #35458 (permalink)
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Last night I get to my parents house after finals are over. Meet up with my buddies and girlfriend, get blazed and head over to see Star Wars. Afterwards we head to a friend's empty lake house to get hammered. Ended up later having a bunch of sex in the lake house's theater room. Pretty good night overall
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Old 12-19-2015, 02:03 PM   #35459 (permalink)
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Why are chicks in hentai always super worried about getting pregnant? Some dude could be chopping their tits off with a lawnmower up their ass and bitches still be like 'Oh no rapeyman-san, don't ***, I might get pregnant! My ovulation is approximately 98% complete on this day but I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!"
All I know is that hentai has completely ruined all of my innocent childhood memories of Speed Racer. I just can't look at Trixie the same way anymore.

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