Chula Vista

Everyone smile!

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

A dog wearing sunglasses??!! Now I've seen everything.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

Philip Rehnlund

My day consisted of playing with my three dogs, cleaning the house and preparing meals for me and the missus.

I'd say it's a pretty eventful day for me.

Frownland

Yes yes I know about his ties with the meat industry and his pact with Farmer John's.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

JGuy Grungeman

Please bring this guy bvack, Taco Bell. He's better than the commercials they have today.

Chruncheweesy?

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I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

Chula Vista

I don't care what the girls say, size doesn't matter.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Plankton

I went to a huge block party yesterday with a couple friends. On the way out, one friend stopped to use one of the many Port-A-John's that were available while the rest of us waited about 10 feet from it. We waited for a good 20 minutes thinking he was dropping a deuce or something. Then, we panicked. I started pounding on the door yelling his name, only to discover that a young lady was in the one we thought he was in. We started pounding on all of them while yelling his name, only to annoy the **** out of everyone. I called his phone, no answer. We were like "What the **** happened to Tommy?". Then I got a call from him saying that we weren't there when he came out of the Port-A-John, and that he was already at the car. Wtf? So, we start heading to the car, and on the way there's Tommy walking in the other direction saying something about how he's just gonna walk home because he's all butthurt that I'm kinda pissed at this point. I threw my half full can of beer at him and said "Whatever, Princess", and left (after picking the empty beer can back up off someone's lawn).

Now I'm kinda sad. He's been a good friend for 20 years.

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Exo

You guys sound like a bunch of 12 year old girls.

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Plankton

ikr

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Frownland

Let's get drunk and go drag racing, Exo.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.