Rjinn

American Math

Living in fear of your own home = Of a little bug that stays in a web or crawls around 90% of the time.

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The Batlord

So if you found one in your room you'd just be all like, "Well hello, Mister Spider. How is your day today?"

And the other 10% they're crawling into my mouth when I'm asleep and biting the inside of my throat.

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Paul Smeenus

That's not spiders

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Frownland

Pretty much. Still, they ****ed with my personal space I tend to transport them elsewhere because they're ****ing bugs and they have no idea why or what they're doing. I usually take a piece of paper and put them outside in the lawn of some neighbour (who I usually tend to have a strong dislike for) so maybe there is an element of fear or hatred for black widows within me.

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Paul Smeenus

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GuD

Oy,

Pretty busy day at the works. Didn't do enough prep yesterday, couldn't get more than 5 minute increments to do prep during the shift, and just a **** ton of weird and stupid customers. Seriously, some literally said this exact sentence:

"I want it heated on the grill and well done but I don't want it hot."

Lemme get this straight. You want me to put something on a grill, something designed to cook things and make them hot, cook your food until it's well done, and then have it not be hot? Sure dude. I'll just bend the laws of science for you. I don't USUALLY do that for customers but for you, ah well why not?

Then, I get a phone order from some dude in the middle of a rush saying he's in a hurry and wants to pick up a sandwich in 10 minutes. I tell it's gonna be at least 20, there's 4 orders ahead of him, 6 people just walked in, and I'm working solo today.

"Okay no problem I'll be there in 5!"

Shows up,

"Hi I called in over the phone."

The best part is, and I've done this before- He ordered a sandwich with no pickles. I gave him a sandwich with only pickles. Like, a third of a pound of pickles on that bishes sandwich just for being a douche.

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Scarlett O'Hara

I have a great affection for spiders. The only ones I won't have in my room is white tail spiders as their bite is painful (not dangerous though) and they can get aggravated when you move them. One day I literally had one put its front two legs up and hiss at me! I was like "don't go there girlfriend mmmhmmm".

I am bloody lucky, so many people bend over backwards for me sometimes. I got my study date extended so I can try and get my damn exam done. They were going to make me re-enrol for being out of time and I had to do an exam and one paper in 9 days. I said I couldn't do it so they basically discussed it and will let me take whatever time I need (within reason). I think the fact that I have great grades that might have helped and I did get 94% for the project so I'm hoping I can maintain it. If you were wondering why I have been slow it's because I have had illness and my stupid body wants to give me abdominal pain everyday so waiting to see a gyno specialist again.

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Bug Update: Painted my windowsill today and left it open a bit so it could dry. I don't have a screen behind my window, so of course a big ass hornet flew into my room while I was still in it. Luckily I had the presence of mind to grab my fly swatter before fleeing the room like a little bitch (and before you ask, no, I don't keep a fly swatter in my room at all times, I just had it with me because this particular hornet has been hanging around this side of the house for days). Unfortunately the window was only open a little bit, and the dumb**** hornet couldn't figure out how to get out, so I had to open a window from the outside. Just my luck when I went outside to open the window I obviously lost sight of the hornet, and when I got back he was nowhere to be found. I realized that this almost certainly meant that he was gone, but I just couldn't be sure if he hadn't just landed somewhere. Also just my luck that all my clothes were either in my room or getting washed and all I had to wear were my pajama bottoms, so I was unable to cobble together my jury-rigged beekeeper's suit for about a half hour, after which I cautiously entered my room to discover that he had indeed flown away. Although, even as I am writing this I can't be a hundred percent sure that he isn't hiding somewhere in my room, biding his time...

And this was a beast mother****ing hornet. At one point while watching from a crack in the door I saw him land on a window, so I seized the initiative and charged forward, swatter held aloft, and struck once, twice, and yet even with two nearly direct hits the hornet was unscathed. I then took the only prudent course of action and made like King Arthur against the Killer Rabbit.

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RoxyRollah

Have you gotten your ya yas out now?

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Frownland

Yesterday I went to the fair and it was pretty fun I think. I only remember the employees asking if they could trust us not to jump off if the Ferris wheel, getting free popcorn because we made the guy at the stand laugh, and meeting a friendly French girl. The rest was probably good times.

EDIT: Credible sources claim that I booed The Tubes repeatedly during their performance and got a good wall of booers going after each track.

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