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Old 01-18-2018, 05:22 PM   #47491 (permalink)
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I like to make a cup of coffee, get impatient because it takes more than 7 seconds, walk away, then forget it exists for an hour.

I drink a lot of cold coffee this way.
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:29 PM   #47492 (permalink)
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That's why I tend to prefer cold brewed coffee. Tastes nice at any temperature.
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:50 PM   #47493 (permalink)
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It cranks, but it doesn't start. The lights on my dash light up. So it's not the battery. It's not my fuel tank. I just have no idea. It's been blistering cold lately and maybe that's a factor, but it's killing me with stress because i hate having to rely on my buddies for work, even though they're more than generous.
Did you try a jump anyway?
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Old 01-18-2018, 06:25 PM   #47494 (permalink)
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Did you try a jump anyway?
You might as well.
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Old 01-18-2018, 06:25 PM   #47495 (permalink)
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No, I thought about it. I doubt that's it. But I suppose I'll try it tonight. If you're right about this, check your DM's later. I'll leave you a surprise.
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:12 PM   #47496 (permalink)
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I just fell over while getting out of my chair because I forgot I still had my resistance band thingy around my ankles. This is why I have 18345 bruises at all times.
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:58 PM   #47497 (permalink)
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I just fell over while getting out of my chair because I forgot I still had my resistance band thingy around my ankles. This is why I have 18345 bruises at all times.
*Punches Chio in arm*

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Old 01-18-2018, 11:26 PM   #47498 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:55 AM   #47499 (permalink)
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I just fell over while getting out of my chair because I forgot I still had my resistance band thingy around my ankles. This is why I have 18345 bruises at all times.
Why did you have a resistance band around your ankles?
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:58 AM   #47500 (permalink)
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Why did you have a resistance band around your ankles?
Yeah, resistance is futile, don't you know that?
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