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Old 01-20-2018, 11:49 AM   #47541 (permalink)
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Cause he's too small and skinny to wear men's jeans I guess.
Yeah I am totally slim. Really small waist. If I were a woman I'd probably be a size six or eight. The smallest men's jeans I can get are a thirty waist, which just fall off me, even with a belt, and look ridiculous.

I'm so slim that if I turn to one side I disappear.
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Old 01-20-2018, 11:53 AM   #47542 (permalink)
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Yeah I am totally slim. Really small waist. If I were a woman I'd probably be a size six or eight. The smallest men's jeans I can get are a thirty waist, which just fall off me, even with a belt, and look ridiculous.

I'm so slim that if I turn to one side I disappear.
When I was a teenager I used to wear jogging bottoms under my jeans, to 'pad' my legs up a bit

Weighed just under 8 stone, about 50kg
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Old 01-20-2018, 11:58 AM   #47543 (permalink)
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Yeah I am totally slim. Really small waist. If I were a woman I'd probably be a size six or eight. The smallest men's jeans I can get are a thirty waist, which just fall off me, even with a belt, and look ridiculous.

I'm so slim that if I turn to one side I disappear.
And you can't even be bothered to be stylish about it. Mom jeans ffs.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:13 PM   #47544 (permalink)
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When I was a teenager I used to wear jogging bottoms under my jeans, to 'pad' my legs up a bit

Weighed just under 8 stone, about 50kg
I've always been 9 stone, probably always will be.
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And you can't even be bothered to be stylish about it. Mom jeans ffs.
*looks up "style"*....
Not like I have a choice is it?
Also, **** off. At least they fit. What are yours: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL? You get yours specially made at the army surplus tent store?
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:14 PM   #47545 (permalink)
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i wear size 30 waist jeans

i reckon batlord could use me as a belt providing he could find a pair of jeans big enough to fit him in the first place
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:21 PM   #47546 (permalink)
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The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:39 PM   #47548 (permalink)
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He is, yes. This is very true. But what has this to do with his jeans size?
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Old 01-20-2018, 05:48 PM   #47550 (permalink)
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The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
Clearly the solution is a jean skirt (popular with horse girls and Pentecostal moms everywhere)
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