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Trollheart · 04-02-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

my check is a couple days late so I'm just sitting here waiting for the mailman again, can't pay my rent, can't leave the house ****in hell this is stupid

Maybe they're doing a timeshare on your cheque?

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Maybe they're doing a timeshare on your cheque?

Paychecks are for CLOSERS!!!

And you can only cash them one week out of the year.

Psy-Fi · 04-02-2018, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Paychecks are for CLOSERS!!!

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

WHO AM I? This watch costs more than you make in a year! That’s who the **** I am!

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-02-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

it does I just didn't set it up yet because I'm stupid

this checks out

Chula Vista · 04-02-2018, 11:19 AM

Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!

Key · 04-02-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!

A few years ago, I come home to find about 15+ police vans and several officers with guns surrounding my neighbors house because he was sitting outside drunk with his shotgun threatending the neighbors. The cops used our house as a base and they eventually started throwing tear gas into my neighbors house to get him out. I've known this guy my whole life. Crazy stuff.

So yeah. Beat that.

**Frownland** · 04-02-2018, 11:24 AM

See if you can get them to escalate to a SWAT team. Pretend you have hostages.

The Batlord · 04-02-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

this checks out

But still hasn't arrived.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!

Perhaps you should see what they want before posting about it on MB.

Key · 04-02-2018, 11:30 AM

^to be fair,Chula posted what he would do to his wife without asking first so I suppose anything is fair play.

04-02-2018, 11:19 AM	#49536 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-02-2018, 11:24 AM	#49538 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	See if you can get them to escalate to a SWAT team. Pretend you have hostages. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-02-2018, 11:30 AM	#49540 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^to be fair,Chula posted what he would do to his wife without asking first so I suppose anything is fair play.