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The Batlord · 03-06-2018, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Needing some actual advice from the dudes and maybe Chio since she's got experience in the industry:

The 4yo I nanny had a big meltdown tantrum today, which happens almost daily with his parents, but has only happened a few times with me. He does get aggressive - kicking, scratching, etc., but while his parents put up with it (and in many ways enable it) I do not. So today after he had done his damage to me I told him I wasn't going to let him hurt my body, so he screams at me "if I can't do it to you I'll do it to myself!" He then drops trou, pulls out his baby penis, and just goes to down on it, pinching and scratching and pulling on it violently.

So like, anyone have experience with this? Did any of you abuse your little knob mid-tantrum as a kid, or have a kid that did so? I'm totally at a loss, but it's worth mentioning that I 100% do not suspect any abuse in the household.

Yeah that kids ****ing bipolar or something. Never occurred to me to try to emasculate myself.

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 07:40 PM

I always took good care of Little Big Hawk.

The Batlord · 03-06-2018, 07:43 PM

The Batlad always takes top priority.

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 07:45 PM

Seriously

I know one thing for sure: You don’t need anyone asking why his dick is all scratched and bruised after your shift. That’s a conversation with very bad potential outcomes. Whatever the truth.

WWWP · 03-06-2018, 08:22 PM

Yeah obviously I told the parents, full transparency is the only option. It's common for kids that age to play with themselves or even masturbate (experimentally, not sexually), but this isn't something I've come across so far in my career. This is more of a psychological issue than one of potential abuse.

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Yeah obviously I told the parents, full transparency is the only option. It's common for kids that age to play with themselves or even masturbate (experimentally, not sexually), but this isn't something I've come across so far in my career. This is more of a psychological issue than one of potential abuse.

Self harm in a 4 year old sounds very abnormal.

And why his dick? Why not just bite his own arm or something?

Unless you’re a child psychologist I think you need a new job pronto.

The potential for abuse? The nicest people are sometimes the nastiest. The world is all sorts of ****ed up. Frankly, just having a nanny is pretty ****ed up.

Justthefacts · 03-06-2018, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Yeah obviously I told the parents, full transparency is the only option. It's common for kids that age to play with themselves or even masturbate (experimentally, not sexually), but this isn't something I've come across so far in my career. This is more of a psychological issue than one of potential abuse.

It's just a fucking male child pulling on his pecker. Completely normal behavior, the kid barely knows what the fuck to do with it besides take pisses, so to experiment around and pull on it and shit is not a big deal. Hell, I still pull on mine and scratch it up every once in awhile. Chicks will never understand.

OccultHawk · 03-06-2018, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

It's just a fucking male child pulling on his pecker. Completely normal behavior, the kid barely knows what the fuck to do with it besides take pisses, so to experiment around and pull on it and shit is not a big deal. Hell, I still pull on mine and scratch it up every once in awhile. Chicks will never understand.

It's actually just you and Kanye. Nobody else does that.

**Frownland** · 03-06-2018, 09:25 PM

You should probably get tested if you're scratching your dick a lot.

grindy · 03-06-2018, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Needing some actual advice from the dudes and maybe Chio since she's got experience in the industry:

The 4yo I nanny had a big meltdown tantrum today, which happens almost daily with his parents, but has only happened a few times with me. He does get aggressive - kicking, scratching, etc., but while his parents put up with it (and in many ways enable it) I do not. So today after he had done his damage to me I told him I wasn't going to let him hurt my body, so he screams at me "if I can't do it to you I'll do it to myself!" He then drops trou, pulls out his baby penis, and just goes to down on it, pinching and scratching and pulling on it violently.

So like, anyone have experience with this? Did any of you abuse your little knob mid-tantrum as a kid, or have a kid that did so? I'm totally at a loss, but it's worth mentioning that I 100% do not suspect any abuse in the household.

Kill it now and save the world from a budding serial killer.

03-06-2018, 07:40 PM	#49032 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I always took good care of Little Big Hawk. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-06-2018, 07:45 PM	#49034 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Seriously I know one thing for sure: You don’t need anyone asking why his dick is all scratched and bruised after your shift. That’s a conversation with very bad potential outcomes. Whatever the truth. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-06-2018, 09:25 PM	#49039 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	You should probably get tested if you're scratching your dick a lot. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x