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Old 05-01-2018, 01:18 PM   #50261 (permalink)
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And how will a permaban help?
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:21 PM   #50262 (permalink)
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When what will end?
The constant misery... Unhappiness

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And how will a permaban help?
I don't know...
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:23 PM   #50263 (permalink)
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Blank, if you kill yourself, I'm gonna kick your ass. I will literally dig you up and suplex your corpse.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:23 PM   #50264 (permalink)
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yeah you're supposed to do it on your thigh
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 05-01-2018, 01:31 PM   #50265 (permalink)
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Blank, if you kill yourself, I'm gonna kick your ass. I will literally dig you up and suplex your corpse.
I can't think of a better way to spend the afterlife.

I'm probably never going to do it, this happens so much but I never do anything other whine about how I hate life. I just am tired of feeling this way.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:40 PM   #50266 (permalink)
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I can't think of a better way to spend the afterlife.

I'm probably never going to do it, this happens so much but I never do anything other whine about how I hate life. I just am tired of feeling this way.
You hate life? Well, life hates you right back. Just makes it all the more badass when you kick the world in the balls and be awesome in spite of its ****tyness.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:47 PM   #50267 (permalink)
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I just spent I don't know how long with a blade placed on my veins with the voice in my head screaming do it... I didn't... usually when this happens I play the disappearing act, but... I decided to post about it...
Don't do it. Stop thinking about how **** things are. It helps somewhat. Trust me. Just kill those thoughts instead of yourself.
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:00 PM   #50268 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:12 PM   #50269 (permalink)
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Don't be a defeatist commie. Pretend to give the world a blowjob, and then bite its dick off.
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:52 PM   #50270 (permalink)
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Don't be a defeatist commie. Pretend to give the world a blowjob, and then bite its dick off.
I've thought about this. If i went to prison and someone tried to make me their bitch and get a bj out of me would my bite be strong enough to rip his dick off? Do i want half a dick in my mouth afterwards? Is it gonna bleed alot? Do i gotta kill the guy afterwards? Cause i'll doubt he'll just laugh at the whole thing.
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