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Old 08-03-2018, 10:09 AM   #54441 (permalink)
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I’m nauseated and achey. I really didn’t want to call in this early at my job but I can’t work like this. My head hurts and it feels like someone poured cement into my gut. I can’t puke or ****. I’m going to the clinic. It’s probably Ebola.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:14 AM   #54442 (permalink)
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**** off and leave the guy alone, Obersturmgrammarfuhrer! He's not feeling well.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:26 AM   #54443 (permalink)
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**** off and leave the guy alone, Obersturmgrammarfuhrer! He's not feeling well.
No, he smells.
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:05 AM   #54444 (permalink)
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**** off and leave the guy alone, Obersturmgrammarfuhrer! He's not feeling well.
He’s also wrong. And can’t get none.
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:08 AM   #54445 (permalink)
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He’s also wrong. And can’t get none.
So your old man balls don't make women gag when they try to stuff your 4" into their toothless maws?
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:45 AM   #54446 (permalink)
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So your old man balls don't make women gag when they try to stuff your 4" into their toothless maws?
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:45 AM   #54447 (permalink)
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stopped at the sandwich store and got the "mindful" minus the pepper jack cheese(out), and no carrots (store doesnt havent it) i get one about every 3 weeks of month or so now.

bought two granola bars and two candy bars (cookie layer crunch)...i eat like 10 mini carrrots before each granola bar or candy bar..

back is a bit better, able to walk and stand with pain.
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stopped at the sandwich store and got the "mindful" minus the pepper jack cheese(out), and no carrots (store doesnt havent it) i get one about every 3 weeks of month or so now.

bought two granola bars and two candy bars (cookie layer crunch)...i eat like 10 mini carrrots before each granola bar or candy bar..

back is a bit better, able to walk and stand with pain.
How often do you go swimming?
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:49 AM   #54449 (permalink)
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Ask your mother.
She said she threw up on your balls, you told her to clean them, so she gave you cab fair and called the police.
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:56 AM   #54450 (permalink)
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She said she threw up on your balls, you told her to clean them, so she gave you cab fair and called the police.
Ah yes, the night of your conception. I remember it well. The police ****ed her, too, btw
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