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The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Kick his ass!

I've kicked him in the leg and I don't regret it.

OccultHawk · 09-29-2018, 04:18 PM

He can play the tard card. It’s a bad deal for you but you’re man enough to socialize with him as an equal anyway.

Seriously props

The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He can play the tard card. It’s a bad deal for you but you’re man enough to socialize with him as an equal anyway.

Seriously props

I still find ways to win. He has that tard speach impediment where it can be kinda hard to understand what they're saying if they talk too fast, and it's my favorite thing to mischaracterize what he's just said (his response is generally: "Shut up, Charles, don't talk if you don't know what I'm talking about). A couple days ago he said something or other that may or may not have sounded like "I covered my dick in butter" so I of course went, "What? You covered your dick in butter?" To which he responded normally.

My boss was apparently in a mood to put up with my nonsense and turned to my coworker and asked, "You didn't really say that, did you? Oh my god." The rest of the day was revenge for the previous day when he PUT ICE DOWN THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. No regrets.

Seriously though, my boss trolled him way harder than even I did. I have problems with my boss rather often cause we're both childish *******s but sometimes we just mesh like that.

Mindfulness · 09-29-2018, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

**** that. I'm not nice to anybody and I won't treat him differently just because everyone else talks to him like he's a child. Retarded people don't quite understand that people talk to them like they're children but I think on some level they totally understand and don't like it. The one line I won't cross is calling him stupid but other than that all bets are off. He put ice down the back of my shirt the other day and flicked me in the back of the neck so it's ****ing on, bitch.

yeah, him fucin with you like that would have to be reported so management can talk to him about it. because if you flick him back, he might just.. tell on you. lol

maybe find something you both like to talk about, and then talk about that when you work together. or ask management to schedule your work times not together.

The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

yeah, him fucin with you like that would have to be reported so management can talk to him about it. because if you flick him back, he might just.. tell on you. lol

maybe find something you both like to talk about, and then talk about that when you work together. or ask management to schedule your work times not together.

Bruh. This is our thing. We dance around management to **** with each other and if management decides that we should chill out we either chill out for a day or find a way to get the other in trouble. We're bad people tbh.

Mindfulness · 09-29-2018, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Bruh. This is our thing. We dance around management to **** with each other and if management decides that we should chill out we either chill out for a day or find a way to get the other in trouble. We're bad people tbh.

maybe he posts online in a forum about something he likes about his experiences working with .... you.

i wonder what his posts says

lol

he might like the back n forth fucin around then

The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 04:51 PM

We definitely have a Music Banter troll relationship.

OccultHawk · 09-29-2018, 04:59 PM

Bat

I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs

The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Bat

I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs

Sounds nice. The only thing I hate about my job beyond my job is that we're so close to the customers that we really can't say real **** but under our breath without risk of customers hearing us.

That's what I liked about Pizza Hut. We're stuck in the back of the store so we're far less worried about being heard so we said whatever the **** we wanted. We could even play the radio, even if it was the ****ing radio. Still better than no music.

BassoonPlatoon · 09-29-2018, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Did they all get medals?

Of course not.

They are still competitive athletes.

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09-29-2018, 04:59 PM	#56028 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Bat I think you’d love where I work It’s a **ing madhouse Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ** You gotta be able to take a joke And there’s no stigma against being stoned I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html