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Old 12-17-2019, 08:30 PM   #66781 (permalink)
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*drops a handful of toothpicks on the floor*
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Old 12-17-2019, 08:55 PM   #66782 (permalink)
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Don't drop toothpicks on the floor when i was growing up a girl I knew stepped on a toothpick and it broke off inside her foot and she ended up having to get it amputated above the ankle.
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Old 12-17-2019, 09:08 PM   #66783 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2019, 11:15 PM   #66784 (permalink)
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See I was *only* imagining using it with someone I picked up at the bar. Or lucem.
I should probably take offense but I don't because you're kind of right. Also, that means you imagine having sex with me. Nothing should come from my semen and if I didn't have some weird masculinity issue tied to my ability to produce **** and had the money I'd get a vasectomy.



Anyways, about my day, I was sick this whole weekend, and most of today, so I took Monday and Friday off. Showed up today and they told me I was late because most of the people on the night crew got fired Monday for staying late on Friday to steal boxes of inventory. They abolished the night crew now I work from 9:30 to 6. Thanks a lot you ****ing thieving children who didn't think of how your stupidity can effect us. I was cool with all those people, and just learned their names too. Now I volunteered to work Saturday to make up for missed sick days AND the half day today.
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Old 12-18-2019, 01:12 AM   #66785 (permalink)
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I didn’t know you were back working. FWIW congrats on that front.
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Old 12-18-2019, 01:52 AM   #66786 (permalink)
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Why is MarieMarie thick and black? What kinda rank is that?
LOL I'm blue now but I'm still t h i c c
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Old 12-18-2019, 04:10 AM   #66787 (permalink)
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Also, that means you imagine having sex with me..
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Old 12-18-2019, 04:46 AM   #66788 (permalink)
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TY. Apparently people like me because I had a few people come up to me saying that they were glad to see me because they thought I got fired.
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Old 12-18-2019, 01:08 PM   #66789 (permalink)
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TY. Apparently people like me because I had a few people come up to me saying that they were glad to see me because they thought I got fired.
Since returning to the seafood job they’ve been really kind to me and I don’t know if mentioned it before I was banned but they gave me raise. Land of second chances.
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Old 12-18-2019, 01:09 PM   #66790 (permalink)
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