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~~jwb~~ · 04-01-2020, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Exo

What I don’t get is... we both grew up in cities, right?

How the **** could you not see that coming? I actually can’t believe that ended up as well as it did after he took your keys. And your keys were just laying out where he could grab them? Keys wallet phone... anything that’s only yours should always be in your hand or pocket. I swear to God I can’t believe you live in ****ing Newark. No ****, if someone knocks on my door I get my gun before I look out the peephole. And with this **** going on. Goddamn.

I agree... Trust no one.

I encounter people like that around here in NC especially in small towns who will leave their car running and go into the store and **** like that. I feel like stealing their car just to teach them a lesson.

The Batlord · 04-01-2020, 12:28 PM

Be honest you just wanna steal their car.

~~jwb~~ · 04-01-2020, 12:30 PM

But you have to admit it would be a public service to do so.

**Exo** · 04-01-2020, 12:31 PM

You realize that if I'm rude to somebody and they don't come back, it actually hurts business right? If you're rude to a customer, Bats, they can just go to another Burger King. It literally doesn't matter.

~~jwb~~ · 04-01-2020, 12:34 PM

That's why you should sell crack instead of records

**Frownland** · 04-01-2020, 12:38 PM

Just think of all of the money he can make off of Lipsmack Magoo with those pulp novels later on though.

**Exo** · 04-01-2020, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Just think of all of the money he can make off of Lipsmack Magoo with those pulp novels later on though.

Oh I'm not calling that guy.

The Batlord · 04-01-2020, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

You realize that if I'm rude to somebody and they don't come back, it actually hurts business right? If you're rude to a customer, Bats, they can just go to another Burger King. It literally doesn't matter.

I think you can tell the actually valuable customers from the useless chaff. Suburban professionalism culture is brainwashing, dude.

~~jwb~~ · 04-01-2020, 12:44 PM

Wasn't the comic book guy from the Simpsons always rude to customers? You have to make the customers feel that you're doing them a favor by selling them crap, and never let them forget that they are utterly unvalued and expendable. That's the key to a successful business my man.

Lucem Ferre · 04-01-2020, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Wasn't the comic book guy from the Simpsons always rude to customers? You have to make the customers feel that you're doing them a favor by selling them crap, and never let them forget that they are utterly unvalued and expendable. That's the key to a successful business my man.

No, that's how you treat the workers.

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	But you have to admit it would be a public service to do so.

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	That's why you should sell crack instead of records

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Wasn't the comic book guy from the Simpsons always rude to customers? You have to make the customers feel that you're doing them a favor by selling them crap, and never let them forget that they are utterly unvalued and expendable. That's the key to a successful business my man.