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Old 12-30-2020, 02:24 PM   #71731 (permalink)
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Back in my day, we'd just suck on the tea bag.

Oh, wait... that was porn.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:24 PM   #71732 (permalink)
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Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.

So they boil water AND... ?
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:28 PM   #71733 (permalink)
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You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
What the **** are you talking about? Everyone calls it a stove. A hob? That's too British to even exist.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:37 PM   #71734 (permalink)
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It exists very much indeed. It's a goofy word, but in a nice way. Hob >>> stove
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:42 PM   #71735 (permalink)
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Hobtop Stuffing?
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:51 PM   #71736 (permalink)
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Computers. Useless. You buy them and they don't work. Fuck 'em.

oh, and, yeah (I can't believe I have to say this - oh, maybe I do, considering...)
sometimes, there are things that cost too much for what they are or do.

"Yeah, my phone is worth it 'cause it does shit",
but anyone else buys something that does more
than the basic:"OH THAT"S cRaZy!!!!"

This place will never understand nuance.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:53 PM   #71737 (permalink)
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I don't understand paying $90 to boil water.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:55 PM   #71738 (permalink)
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Computers. Useless. You buy them and they don't work. Fuck 'em.

oh, and, yeah (I can't believe I have to say this - oh, maybe I do, considering...)
sometimes, there are things that cost too much for what they are or do.

"Yeah, my phone is worth it 'cause it does shit",
but anyone else buys something that does more
than the basic:"OH THAT"S cRaZy!!!!"

This place will never understand nuance.
Don’t go pulling out the N-word just cause you spent $100 on a pink kettle that don’t even boil water.

Pot calling the kettle black right there, son
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Old 12-30-2020, 03:03 PM   #71739 (permalink)
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Hobtop Stuffing?
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Computers. Useless. You buy them and they don't work. Fuck 'em.

oh, and, yeah (I can't believe I have to say this - oh, maybe I do, considering...)
sometimes, there are things that cost too much for what they are or do.

"Yeah, my phone is worth it 'cause it does shit",
but anyone else buys something that does more
than the basic:"OH THAT"S cRaZy!!!!"

This place will never understand nuance.
to be fair I think you're taking out the nuance of the argument a bit. Some extra features are more useful or worth spending money on than others. I think a 90 dollar kettle is a perfect example of something that costs too much for what it does, but to each his own
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Old 12-30-2020, 03:07 PM   #71740 (permalink)
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