Why I just spent two hours at 3 am doing this I don't know, but here you go. Someone else can tally the votes. Top three in each category are included + ties.

Best Avatar: The Batlord, Frownland, grindy, Exo, Janszoon
Best Signature: The Batlord, Plankton, Goofle
Sexiest Member (female): RoxyRollah, Carpe, Vanilla
Sexiest Member (male): Isbjørn, Ninetales, YorkeDaddy, Goofle, Ki, The Batlord
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Ashwell John, roscoe_the_first, BigDGarciaDancer, Soulflower, The Batlord
Biggest Fanboy/girl of the Year: The Batlord, baihe, Frownland, ladyislingering, YorkeDaddy, bob., Vanilla, Goofle, Chula Vista
Best Writer: Janszoon, Trollheart, The Batlord, Exo, Anteater, YorkeDaddy
Nicest member: Suzy Creamcheese, Lisnaholic, Pet_Sounds, bulbusaur
Smartest poster: Frownland, John Wilkes Booth, Janszoon
Funniest member: The Batlord, Plankton, Frownland, YorkeDaddy, John Wilkes Booth
Angriest Member: YorkeDaddy, William_the_Bloody, Ki, The Batlord, Frownland, John Wilkes Booth, Soulflower
Best Mediator: Plankton, Exo, Suzy Creamcheese
Best Site Contributor: Trollheart, Ki, Unknown Soldier, sidewinder, Goofle
Biggest Music Contributor: Goofle, Trollheart, grindy
Best Media Forum Contributor: DwnWthVwls, Plankton, Exo, DeadChannel
Best Taste in Music: Frownland, Mondo Bungle, bob.
Most Improved Member: Wpnfire, Chula Vista, Horror, Black Francis, Plainview, Mr. Charlie
Most Underrated Poster: Psy-Fi, John Wilkes Booth, TechniclePanther, Neapolitan
Best Thread Starter: Trollheart, John Wilkes Booth, The Batlord
Most Missed Poster: John Wilkes Booth, WhateverDude, Paedantic Bastard, Apollonia, wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
Biggest Music Nerd: innerspaceboy, rostasi, akyho, Mondo Bungle, Trollheart, Goofle, Neapolitan, Screen13, Frownland
Most Diverse Music Taste: Goofle, The Batlord, innerspaceboy, bob.
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Goofle, Chula Vista, Norg, monkeytennis
Most Eclectic Music Taste: Goofle, Frownland, The Batlord, grindy, innerspaceboy, rostasi, jackhammer, Mondo Bungle
Thread of the Year: Love or Hate?, Communicate Using Only GIFs, hello thanks for allowing me to be here
Moderator of the Year: Plankton, Exo, Urban
Journal of the Year: Mega Angst: My Oddyssey, Music Banterus, Pounding Decibels, Distortion, The Olaylist of Life, Sounds from Innerspace
New Journal of the Year (created in 2015, any journals started in 2014 don't count): Horror's Horror, Fiddler's Adventures on Patrol, The Batlord's Kitchen Sink, Ki's Arcade, The Identity Matrix Domain, Music Banterus, Sounds From Innerspace, Mega Angst: My Odyssey (Screw This, I'm Leaving), Tristan Geoff's Post-Hardcore Extravaganza
Best New Member 2015: ChelseaDagger, TechniclePanther, Horror, innerspaceboy,:Tristan Geoff, aux-in
Member of the Year 2015: John Wilkes Booth, Exo, Plankton
Biggest Lounge Lizard: RoxyRollah, The Batlord, Ki, John Wilkes Booth, DeadChannel
Virtuoso of the Year: Plankton, Exo, Mondo Bungle, Plainview, Machine, Xurtio, VEGANGELICA, Mystic
Lifetime Achievement Award: Trollheart, The Batlord, Plankton

Great job, man! Thanks for stepping in.

So am I chieftain of your people? Come little German lets celebrate another year of my reign.

So hows this work from here again? That goes into a new voting thread right and then some lucky fool is PM'd the votes from individual members or are the votes public?

Also, PS, thanks for doing that.

That's the way it worked last year. And no prob.

I'm going to wait for somebody to volunteer to count votes before making a new thread for it. I'd do it but honestly, I'm f*cking exhausted from working two jobs that accumulate to 75 hours a week. If anybody wants to volunteer they will receive one free BJ from The Batlord for their services.

The services don't match up though. The Batlord is bad at his job just like he is bad at his life.

PM me your votes. I'll create a thread in a bit.

Goof really wants that BJ.

Who wouldn't?

Congratulations you guys (: