Pissing in Bottles: Yea or Nay?
 

Opinions?

I am of the firm belief that it is possible to piss in bottles.

I mean is it acceptable? Don't **** around and get half a peace sign.

This seems like the type of thing that you might not want to show people. It's entirely acceptable if nobody finds out.

I haven't pissed in a bottle in years. I was always more about pissing out windows, Chong-style.

You have too much of a need for affirmation for that to be true.

Pissed in bottles a few times on long car journeys. Sometimes you gotta go.

It's just that whenever the need to piss in a bottle has arisen, my bladder has been too full for a water bottle or empty peanut butter jar to suffice. I don't buy two liters, so I'd just rather wait for the bathroom to become available.

And I just haven't been on a road trip in years.

Not saying I'm above pissing in a bottle, but it's just not been feasible, and my tiny amount of pride has stopped me. It's almost unthinkable to stop pissing when you've still got a fourth-full bladder just because your container is full, so I've just chosen to maintain my dignity, contrary to my usual nature.

dude this is too crazy. This piss-jug behavior is an exclusively white trash deprivation. My dad tried to make me piss in a bottle during the imax showing of that micheal jordan film. That was weird, and i refused to do it. To be fair they wouldn't let us go to the bathroom and come back.

Howard Hughes collected all his piss in glass jars. I wish I could stop fixating on piss culture and love bird species or somethign.

Yeah, pissing in a bottle in public is way trashy, but if you're living with someone and they'e just gotten in the shower, and your bladder is about to explode, there's no shame in it as far as I'm concerned, but I'd still say piss out a window. No clean up afterward and you don't have to worry about spilling on the floor.

It's weird because I've been thinking of piss jug culture the past week or so

Thirty-four minutes in and this thread has already reached two pages. MusicBanter is operating correctly.

to be fair it only takes one lunatic who won't stfu

Providing you rinse it afterwards, just piss in the sink.

But the only reason to piss in a bottle in this circumstance is if there is only one bathroom in the house, and I most certainly do not advocate pissing in the kitchen sink. That's one line I will not cross.

Fair enough.

This thread made me remember that time a friend of mine pissed in his oven.
I walk into his kitchen and there he is, drunk out of his mind, dick in hand, happily smiling.
Also that one time another friend pissed in the trash can in an overcrowded train.

I once shat in a bucket full of tools that I came across in a baseball field's dugout at 4 AM.

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Reminds me of that Bill Bryson travel book, A Walk in the Woods, when he's relating a story of a friend with whom he was backpacking through Europe. They were in a hostel and his drunken friend pissed into a trashcan and his excuse was, "I thought it was the sink!"

I remember doing this on a way to a concert one time. I'm older and wiser now, so I'd just stop off at a Burger King and use their amenities.

I work at a Burger King. I'd think twice.

I'd order a whopper then. Should be safe.

Dude bat, your a smart guy. You can't get a better job than that?

I'm one of the most un-hirable people in the world and have no problem getting good jobs.

unless your joking?

Dude, I work the sandwich board. I make all the whoppers.


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I'm 26 and I was out of work for 5-6 years and didn't have a high school diploma until about seven months ago. I'm the ultimate slacker.

Can't say it's the life I'd want to lead but I definitely respect it. Plus, well... you're THE Batlord.

oh. ok.

wtf have you been doing? just curious

Not a god damn thing.


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Maybe it's best to continue to piss in bottles during my travels. This has been a revelation.

I think I recall reading you were in the military or something like that (I like to pry, excuse me) they don't give you any financial assistance or job assistance?

You go to school? Why not try to get a job through the school?

I get bk is probably a chill job--i used to hit the gpen at the pizza place I worked at, but am honestly convinced you could do better without having to put in much effort. I'm a ****ing lazy SOB myself.

I was in military school. Big difference job-wise. And I flunked out due to crippling indifference, laziness, and a general malaise toward life in general. Like I said, I only just got my high school diploma earlier this year, so I've been a high school dropout for over a decade.

Ah. Alright then. I know a little bit about how circumstances go.

As someone who's constantly been told "good luck" and hated it I'll say craigslist is your friend dude.

What is craiglist? Dating site?

But I'm not looking for hookers or busted couches.

prisoner's formula for getting a good job without being a great person:

step 1. make resume that stretches truth as far as possible.
step 2. go on craigslist employment page
step 3. email resume to every employer on employment page(does not matter what the job is)
step 4. wait and see
step 5. go to best interview offered.

Aren't you 29?

Oops. A rare mistype. Yes, I am 29.

I pissed in a bottle once in the back of a boxtruck while we were stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge..

if we are talking about just being too lazy to get up and use the bathroom, I used to pee in the utility sink all the time when I have a room in the basement at 18.