Urban troll masterclass. He's back, ladies and gentlemen. Make way! :)

What hoax?

I never said he was dead, I'm just preparing for when he is.

The people here are a little slow.

Must be their internet connection. It's keeping Elton alive.

Dr. Plankton in da house.

I make house calls, but they've yet to answer any of em.

Observe:

"HEY HOUSE!!!"

*silence*

See?

I already explained to you guys: we have internet here, but you have to queue for days to be allowed to use it, and it's strictly regulated by the hour.

"Fans were heartbroken today when the news broke that our beloved jester, The Batlord (real name unknown) passed away peacefully in his jeep. Sorry, sleep. Who wrote this? Their writing is atrocious. Fan tributes poured in as soon as the news broke".

Ozzy Osbourne: "The Bat what?"

Tom Araya: "We'll miss him. Who was he again?"

Joey de Maio: "The Batlord has gone to his prepared place in Valhalla with all the other heavy metal heroes like Lemmy and Qorthon. Hail, brother! OW! Watch what you're doing with that hot towel! I asked for a shave not to be scalded! Ow! Mommy!"

Batman, from the depths of the Batcave: "That's what happens when you take my name in vain. What? No, I had nothing to do with his death. This interview is over!"

Kesha: "WAAAAAAAAAAAA! He was going to be my special guy!"

Roxy: "So long Bat. You never did get to see my boobs. Thank god."

JWB: [long rambling diatribe which implicates the zionist conspiracy and Mossad in Batty's death]

Urban: "**** him. I hated all the bands he liked!"

Trollheart: "Bastard never finished our Batman journal!"

Unknown Soldier: "Who?"

Neapolitan: "Yes! Free at last!"

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That bastard ruined my life!