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Old 07-29-2005, 08:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey look, it's a post about Religion. Religious jokes and affiliations,,,,, Go.
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey look, it's a post about Religion. Religious jokes and affiliations,,,,, Go.
If ppl started cracking jokes about religon would it not offend some MB members. Don't get me wrong I'd be well up for jokes about a whole range of subjects including religon, but I'm not religous.

I dare you to tell one........
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Old 07-30-2005, 03:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i think making jokes about religion would be offensive if it came from a non believer......
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Old 07-30-2005, 03:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't know any religious jokes.... not off the top of my head anyway..

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Old 07-30-2005, 06:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i think making jokes about religion would be offensive if it came from a non believer......
Does that mean you can only crack jokes about your own religon, if you have one. Or if you believe in one religon can you legitamately joke about another.
I'm not a murderer. Can I not joke about the subject?
I'm not into Country music. Can I not make a joke about Dolly Partons boobs?
I'm not a Vegetarian. Better not do any about Carrots.
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha... a carrot tried to walk into a bar.... but i couldnt cos it doesnt have legs... HA! what and idiot!
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahah!!!
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Religious jokes suck. Theyre not even funny and in here theyd just turn into 17 pages of "argument" closely followed by 2 people having a pointless e-fight.
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Old 07-30-2005, 10:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ok. A jew walks in a bar, and asks the bartender what time it is? So the bartender shoots him, and says why would I tell you that? You just ate my sandwich.

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Old 07-30-2005, 11:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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OK, that joke was a bit hateful. Its actually grounds for me to disable your account. I'm just gonna trust that you'll open your mind and grow a few more braincells before you post again.
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