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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-13-2016 09:54 AM

Can we mourn Ki now?
 
Look guys, I think we've all realized Ki has become too saltly and agitated for his own good as of late. He's trolled to the point of near exhaustion and I don't think he many more sarcastic comments left to keep blurring the line of what's being a smart ass and what's being a dick left before he runs out of things to say. Is it time to start mourning?

Blank. 06-13-2016 09:58 AM

Let us bow our heads in memorial of Ki's loss trolling ability.

Key 06-13-2016 10:49 AM

What.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-13-2016 10:56 AM

Just trying to troll a little bit more.

Key 06-13-2016 10:59 AM

What's funny is I'm usually laughing when I post 99% of the things I post. I've been called out on being pissed off or butthurt, but I'm actually not even close to either of those. Y'all are just too easy.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-13-2016 11:03 AM

I wasn't serious with this dood, i was pointing out how ridiculous the mourn TH thread is considering we know about his sister and no one has heard anything that should cause us to worry about his well being.

Key 06-13-2016 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1709135)
I wasn't serious with this dood, i was pointing out how ridiculous the mourn TH thread is considering we know about his sister and no one has heard anything that should cause us to worry about his well being.

I know you were joking. And thus my successful trolling reigns over this forum.

I'm honored.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-13-2016 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1709136)
I know you were joking. And thus my successful trolling reigns over this forum.

I'm honored.

Damn, you win. Jimmies have been rustled.

Do people still use that? I hope not.

Key 06-13-2016 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1709138)
Damn, you win. Jimmies have been rustled.

Do people still use that? I hope not.

Nah, we've evolved to holocaust jokes now.

Holocaust jokes are the glue to any roast.

Blank. 06-13-2016 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1709142)
Nah, we've evolved to holocaust jokes now.

Holocaust jokes are the glue to any roast.

And now I'm offended.

Machine 06-13-2016 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1709142)
Nah, we've evolved to holocaust jokes now.

Holocaust jokes are the glue to any roast.

Holocaust jokes and offensive jokes in general are so 2012, we had ironic trolling for a while, but now even that is stale.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 03:38 PM

Damn Easy-Bake niggers! I hope Hitler rapes every woman in Israel!

Am I doing it right?

kibbeh 06-13-2016 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709245)
Damn Easy-Bake niggers! I hope Hitler rapes every woman in Israel!

Am I doing it right?

you do know that not every woman in israel is jewish, ya? bitch.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709248)
you do know that not every woman in israel is jewish, ya? bitch.

And I hope he gets them dune coon sluts too!

kibbeh 06-13-2016 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709290)
And I hope he gets them dune coon sluts too!

dune coon? this is a new one to me.

i've heard
  • sand ******
  • s******
  • sand monkey
  • camel jockey
  • goat ****er
  • rag-head
  • camel ****er
  • towelhead
  • muzzie
  • checkpoint
  • demi-******
  • firecracker
  • jihadi
  • mocha

dune coon is a new one tho.

The Batlord 06-13-2016 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709294)
dune coon? this is a new one to me.

i've heard
  • sand ******
  • s******
  • sand monkey
  • camel jockey
  • goat ****er
  • rag-head
  • camel ****er
  • towelhead
  • muzzie
  • checkpoint
  • demi-******
  • firecracker
  • jihadi
  • mocha

dune coon is a new one tho.

Probably cause "coon" is specific to the American south, where it's used as a disparaging remark against blacks. "Dune coon" is basically just a toned down version of "sand nigger", but is superior since it rhymes.

kibbeh 06-13-2016 04:52 PM

why do white people like to insult us using slurs they use against blacks? do ya'll hate black people THAT much????

The Batlord 06-13-2016 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1709298)
why do white people like to insult us using slurs they use against blacks? do ya'll hate black people THAT much????

Yes. Yes we do.

There's also noodle nigger (Chinese), snow nigger (Eskimos), taco nigger (Hispanics), napkin nigger (Indians), pizza nigger (Italians), pineapple nigger (Hawaiians), saltwater nigger (Cubans), prairie nigger (Native Americans), and I'm sure there are a million more.

Aux-In 06-13-2016 05:24 PM

Rest in peace. Now we'll never know if he got ta likin' Coldplay after all these years.

Stephen 06-13-2016 05:49 PM

RIP Ki aka Batlite

DwnWthVwls 06-13-2016 05:50 PM

A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

Cuthbert 06-13-2016 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

Were they vodka or whiskey mate?

Thought Muslims couldn't buy alcohol either?

Zhanteimi 06-13-2016 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

Going over to /r/jokes right now!

The Batlord 06-13-2016 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

https://m.popkey.co/61642c/WxA4D.gif

kibbeh 06-13-2016 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

brilliant.

Key 06-13-2016 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

I'm pleased.

Machine 06-13-2016 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

Brilliant

DwnWthVwls 06-13-2016 07:35 PM

You're all fucked up.

Frownland 06-13-2016 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1709324)
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what'll it be? The muslim says shots for everyone.

:thumb:

Oh look a joke about Islamic terrorism is being received well. Eat your heart out, reactionary right whiners.

Black Francis 06-13-2016 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709306)
Yes. Yes we do.

There's also noodle nigger (Chinese), snow nigger (Eskimos), taco nigger (Hispanics), napkin nigger (Indians), pizza nigger (Italians), pineapple nigger (Hawaiians), saltwater nigger (Cubans), prairie nigger (Native Americans), and I'm sure there are a million more.

They found a laundry detergent for those.


Chula Vista 06-13-2016 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1709323)
RIP Ki aka Batlite

Diet caffeine free Batlite.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-28-2017 06:53 PM

bumping for relevancy

Mindfulness 12-02-2017 08:32 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5...hoCLS/200w.gif

Lucem Ferre 12-02-2017 11:48 PM

I hope Ki is doing better now. I liked him when he was with that girl but after she left him to be a crack head or something stupid and regrettable that should prove she wasn't even worth his time he got all grumpy and annoying.

Paedantic Basterd 12-02-2017 11:56 PM

Never before have I met someone so simultaneously sensitive and abrasive. RIP Ki.

Neapolitan 12-03-2017 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd (Post 1900486)
Never before have I met someone so simultaneously sensitive and abrasive. RIP Ki.

I often have the same observations about Chihuahuas.

The Batlord 12-03-2017 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1900484)
I hope Ki is doing better now. I liked him when he was with that girl but after she left him to be a crack head or something stupid and regrettable that should prove she wasn't even worth his time he got all grumpy and annoying.

*heroin addict

Oriphiel 12-03-2017 04:14 AM

Uh... Didn't Kiiii get her hooked on heroin in the first place, then refused to fuck her until she eventually hooked up with someone who wasn't afraid to touch her, and then stole her cat?

The Batlord 12-03-2017 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1900500)
Uh... Didn't Kiiii get her hooked on heroin in the first place, then refused to fuck her until she eventually hooked up with someone who wasn't afraid to touch her, and then stole her cat?

Never heard that, but if she wanted him to dress like a girl for sex and he wasn't into it, to the point that she left him for a trans, then it might be understandable that he wasn't up for it.

Oriphiel 12-03-2017 10:19 AM

Dude, you were the one that shat on him in plug until he admitted to pressuring her into taking heroin, before he left in a self loathing huff.

I don't remember her saying stuff about trying to get him to dress like chick for sex. I just remember her posting all the time about how she'd, like, put a hand on his thigh or something, and he'd run screaming from her.


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