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Old 07-26-2016, 06:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I couldn't access it because im not a member there.
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh right yeah, you just have to register with reddit to access certain "quarantined" parts of the site. I was probably drunk at the time which is why I have no memory of having to register. Or I was furiously masturbating. One of the two.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Or I was furiously masturbating.
Is there any other way to flog the dolphin?
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Is there any other way to flog the dolphin?
Your wife knows, trust me.
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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True dat.
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oh my god. this one hurts.
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Is there any other way to flog the dolphin?
If you're in hour one of an extended masturbation session sometimes you just want to stroke it slow.

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oh my god. this one hurts.
Broken links are the most painful.
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If you're in hour one of an extended masturbation session sometimes you just want to stroke it slow.
Split skin and scabs for days.
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Old 07-26-2016, 08:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Broken links are the most painful.
Nobody is paying attention to the thread topic anyway so I don't give a ****.

The maaturbation humor isn't funny anymore.
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