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I'm jumping in dub at 2:00 sharp. Be there, bitch.

Just got in, bitch.

Look at the hipster losers, listening to terrible music ironically or something like that.

It's not ironic. We don't like this and don't pretend to. We're just in it for the endurance test.

Same reason people listen to your ****.

Stop flattering Frownland. We all know no one listens to it.

But I love you.

I actually listened to two of his albums, I won't lie.

I'll admit I haven't listened to any of them. I'm worried--perhaps illogically--it'd take the joy out of making fun of them. And that's not something I'm willing to sacrifice.

Don't worry. I've listened to most of his work and I still make fun of it.

Yeah, but you're younger than I am. I can't waste time on music I know I'll hate.

**** all of you.

Look guys, we did it. We finally got to him.

His music makes you younger. Fact.

I'm just posting on topic.

Since I'm married, can't you just kill me instead? When I'm done cleansing of course; I hate to be creamated with **** in my colon. How undignified.

He can just **** Ki and I twice as much, I guess.

You'll have it there either way. That is what a colon is.

I guess she's **** out of luck.

It's the old, crusty fermented **** I'm referring to. Not the good fresh stuff.

Ja, you never had that unless you were in a state of vegetation and were poorly cared for. So we're all set.

Then why has my poop been skinny? Skinny poop is not happy poop :(

Not because of **** buildup I can assure you that.

Nonetheless, I'm getting back into the swing of being healthy. I have a high metabolism so I don't have that looming fear of getting fat to scare me back into shape like a lot of women do to motivate themselves. Instead, I have the state of my bowels... Don't you take that from me!!

That's like saying that you're fixing a broken car engine by replacing the floormats.

Um... The cleanse isn't my only approach to becoming healthy. I'm not some idiot that blindly believes in natural cure-all fads... No matter how much you wish this were so, for your own petty amusement no doubt. I do believe in an integrated approach; not sure why you find this offensive.

I kinda love watching Frownland go fisticuffs with the new agers and conspiracy theorists.

Integrative approach as in complementary medicine as in alternative medicine taking the credit for the effects of evidence based medicine? I'm super jealous.

If you think that's fun, you should hear his "new age / conspiracy theory" album. It's pretty much the same thing.

Yeah, cause TCM has absolutely no data backing it up. As apparently neither does Ayurvedic medicine, which is pretty much the birthplace of integrative medicine. Integrative medicine uses natural medicine as a preventative, and western medicine when necessary. Using western medicine as a preventative measure is gross overkill, and only profits the producers of it.

Okay I understand your perspective a little better now.

No more poop talk please.

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I'm happy I got to play a role in helping you feel vicariously superior. My good deed for the day is getting checked off earlier than usual.

I'm glad we understand one another.

Just keep in mind that Frowny hasn't been laid in a while. I've been too busy to help him.

Don't get me wrong, I think holistic medicine is bull****, but I'm more in it for the conflict itself.

Fine, let me elaborate on why you are not too smart in this area.

There is plenty of data proving its ineffectiveness of most elements of traditional Chinese medicine. There is also data showing how effective some of those things are, like surgery, but conventional medicine has since added it to its repertoire. Because we call alternative medicine that works "medicine".

As above, it is largely bull****. The parts that were not became conventional medicine.

Conventional medicine uses natural medicine quite often. The efficacy of these preventative treatments that you describe, assuming that you're referring to the alternative medicine part of the "treatment" (read: scam) are not supported by anything apart from anecdotal evidence and only profits the producers of it.

My earlier statement still stands: I'm super jealous that I haven't been tricked into believing utter nonsense as you have. I wish I could be like you.