f*** marry kill
 

batlord, frownland, ki

All 3 for all of the above.

regretfully fuck batlord, remorselessly kill frownland, happily marry ki

I'll kill Frownland and Ki and then go **** myself. None of the other options seem desirable.

In fairness, ****ing yourself is the only type of ****ing that you're good at.

What did Mary Kill ever do to you?

What can I say, I don't have a dress.

Are you suddenly italian?

I kill you all, but I will devise a fresh, creative way for each of my victims so none of you have to feel like a number.

/thread

Just make sure that if you're killing me first, I don't want to be in the same room as Frown or Batty. I deserve my own room with a throne and expensive curtains to block the windows. You meet my needs, and you can kill me whichever way you see fit.

Fair enough. But I get to pick both the (1) weaponry used, and (2) color of the curtains.

Fair enough.

Well clearly you don't need to torture Ki cause he's already whipped.

I wasn't going to. One to the head, two to the chest. I'm saving my inner Lorena for you.

Oh...

ok next one

franco pepe kalle, black francis, djchameleon

1) hide from
2) make a sandwich for
3) say "nice to meet you"

I mean, I have 3 spots available in my bed.

Spots or stains?

Neither. My bed is huge. Nam'say'in.

I'm curious... As a straight man, do you fake homosexuality to attract straight women or to disgust gay men?

You guys and gal are becoming redundant......

^^^ I know Chula isn't technically on the roster... but may I kill him anyway?

Neither. I don't classify as straight, by definition. I'm attracted to anything.

Your poor kitty...

Obviously that's not the case. On a female and male human species spectrum, I'm attracted to either.

Bigot.

Marry FPK

I think he's got his eye set on Exo.

I'll marry them both, I feel like we could have our own reality show.

F*cking A!!!! One of the best uses of ketchup on the planet.

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F*ck - Myself
Marry - Myself
Kill - Myself

As long as you record it.

Marry Chula for the money because sooner than later his knife hobby will do the deed for you anyway.

Could you handle having to dress up like an elementary schoolgirl or infant to satisfy Chula?

The way he keeps talking about how much money is involved with this thing he's going through at work, yes. Besides, Ki used to dress up like a girl all the time so it can't be that bad.