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Key 08-10-2016 01:50 PM

The "I Love Frownland" Thread
 
He's been getting a lot of hate lately. Show your love for him in this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/1JZRTIf.gif

Blank. 08-10-2016 01:53 PM

no.

Key 08-10-2016 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1728388)
no.

Immafckyouup

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-10-2016 01:55 PM

Who is Frownland?

Blank. 08-10-2016 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1728390)
Immafckyouup

Immajerkyouoff

Tristan_Geoff 08-10-2016 01:55 PM

<3

Cuthbert 08-10-2016 02:02 PM

Fucking hate the cunt.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-10-2016 02:04 PM

Does anyone else read Monkey's posts in an English accent or is it just me?

FRED HALE SR. 08-10-2016 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1728402)
Does anyone else read Monkey's posts in an English accent or is it just me?

Nah I read them in an East Indian voice cause hes always eating so much damn curry.

Frownland 08-10-2016 02:29 PM

I don't think that anybody has released an album like this one

https://notjesusthecarpenter.bandcamp.com/releases

Blank. 08-10-2016 02:30 PM

There's a reason for that.

Key 08-10-2016 02:37 PM

Any hate in this thread and I swear, I will kill a bitch.

Frownland 08-10-2016 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1728414)
There's a reason for that.

It's because they're new ideas. It is a little long though, Ward No. 7 is pretty good and so is the closer/title track.

Cuthbert 08-10-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1728402)
Does anyone else read Monkey's posts in an English accent or is it just me?

No, I do it as well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1728408)
Nah I read them in an East Indian voice cause hes always eating so much damn curry.

Only about three a week.

Frownland 08-10-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1728417)
No, I do it as well.

:laughing:

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-10-2016 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1728417)
No, I do it as well.

:clap:

The Batlord 08-10-2016 07:06 PM

I got drunk once and spent $7 on his and Mondo's Noosefiller album on Bandcamp. I haven't bothered listening to it since.

Mondo Bungle 08-10-2016 07:38 PM

don't

The Batlord 08-10-2016 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1728500)
don't

You already have your money so you don't care anymore? Twat.

Mondo Bungle 08-10-2016 07:41 PM

I don't get any money, it's just not really that good

Blank. 08-10-2016 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1728505)
I don't get any money, it's just not really that good

I thought they took like a thirty percent cut is all.

The Batlord 08-10-2016 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1728505)
I don't get any money, it's just not really that good

I thought it was a collaboration. Shouldn't you be getting money?

Mondo Bungle 08-10-2016 07:45 PM

I don't have anyway to get any right now

The Batlord 08-10-2016 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1728512)
I don't have anyway to get any right now

You should go to California and beat your money out of Frownland.

Mondo Bungle 08-10-2016 07:49 PM

Homeless or not, I think I'll be fine without the $3

YorkeDaddy 08-10-2016 07:54 PM

"variations for piano and electronics" might literally be the only album i've ever attempted to listen to that i'd genuinely give a 0/10 to

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-10-2016 08:00 PM

That's the highest score he's ever recieved!

Frownland 08-10-2016 08:25 PM

I don't see how anybody can dislike four hours of someone attacking a piano with their penis.

Mondo Bungle 08-10-2016 08:26 PM

I made a more subdued rip off of it https://troublesalad.bandcamp.com/al...the-interstate

DwnWthVwls 08-10-2016 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1728415)
Any hate in this thread and I swear, I will kill a bitch.

Why do you always threaten suicide when you're upset?

DwnWthFrwn
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...1752e83a1f.jpg

Key 08-10-2016 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1728552)
Why do you always threaten suicide when you're upset?

Har har....har.

Frownland 08-11-2016 12:32 PM

Remember when TH took one of my albums personally? Good times

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1665417)
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Distant Relative of Nihilism --- The Artist Formerly Known as Jesus the Carpenter --- 2015 (Frownland)

And so we come to Frownland, to whom the concept of a track in single-digit-minutes is at best a frowned-upon (sorry) suggestion, at worst blasphemy. Ten tracks on this, and of those ten, half are over ten minutes. I suppose that's not too bad. I will probably regret saying that about two minutes into the first track. But here we go anyway.

It's the title track and he's just tuning up his --- oh no, wait: that is the actual music, isn't it? Well, only forty-three seconds in and I'm already hating it. That's a new record, I believe. There's plenty of pithy comments I could make about this; I could say how it sounds like there's a train running behind him, how someone's banging on bins, the hare krishnas are walking by, and so on, but I'm tired of exerting even my humour to try to detract from how much I hate his music, so I'm just going to wait and see if anything pops up that I can recognise as a melody and if so I'll comment on it. For now though, it's just noise to me. A fact which does not in any way surprise me. Why it has to be fourteen ****ing minutes long though is somewhat beyond me, unless it can be that Frown just likes torturing his listeners for fun.

Okay, a scrap of actual recognisable music broke out there near the end, but he got it under control. We're on to the second track and it sounds just the same. You know, he said to be brutal, so I'm going to be ****ing brutal. How is this considered music? What is the difference between what Frownland is doing here and if I were to buy an acoustic guitar, never having played one or ever being likely to ever be, and just hit the strings randomly as he appears to be doing here? YorkeDaddy plays music. Machine plays music. Even Plainview (no offence) plays music. Music I can recognise, if only in scraps and excepts at times. This just sounds more and more like someone playing with a guitar who has no clue how to play it. I know he can play --- I've heard him on piano. So why he refuses to play anything that I could call music is something that puzzles me. But this is what he does, and we have another eleven minute song that might as well be titled “How do you play guitar, anyway?” Hell, even my faffing about on my crappy synth has to be better than this.

On to the third track (oh God! Only the third? Seven more to go still?) and it sounds like he's put down his guitar and is sawing wood. What's he building in there? What the Hell is he building in there? We have a right to know. Or do we? Do we even want to know? Onto track four and it looks like he may have acquired a sitar. Or maybe a Black and Decker, I don't know. Sure is weird. What's really ridiculous to me is that when he coughs, Frownland doesn't edit this out. Maybe it's meant to be a musical statement that's beyond me, I don't know. But to me it just sounds lazy. I tell you, if I get through this it'll be a minor miracle. I've already decided to cut out the closer, which is the opener done in what he calls “stripped” format. I do not need to hear that again, and it's as long as the original, so no thanks. That leaves us with still five more after this ends, but luckily only two are of the ten-minute variety, so that's some mercy anyway.

Bit of acoustic guitar breaking out here on “In the wrong name”; sort of gospelly/folk touches. Maybe. Someone just laughed evilly. Think it was at me for agreeing to do this. Detecting a sort of sitar-y edge to this too. Somewhere. See, “Hdge wars” now seems just like he's going up and down the scale on his guitar, occasionally hitting something (table maybe?) and this goes on for thirteen torturous minutes! Why, I ask, in the name of sanity? Why? Oh god! Three more minutes to go and then I'm seventeen minutes closer to the end of this ordeal. “Ward No. 7”? Feel like I've been committed to one! Thank god that's over anyway and the next one is only a minute and a bit long; ironically has the most musical composition of all the other tracks. Well, sort of. “Underestimated kaleidoscope”? Indeed. And the closer has some sort of melody I can follow, which is something of a surprise.

TRACKLISTING AND RATINGS

Distant relative of nihilism
Thus spake
Resurrectus's alterations and repairs service
Squeaky sheets
In the wrong name
Hedge wars
Ward No. 7

Understimated kaleidoscope
A mind is a terrible thing to taste


Only one thing left I can say, my friend, other than sorry and that is
https://media.giphy.com/media/rBCJigDvVE4w/giphy.gif

Rating: http://www.trollheart.com/halfplankton.png
You can get the whole, unedited experience here: https://notjesusthecarpenter.bandcamp.com/releases

Poor guy never experienced the pleasure of long form music.

Plankton 08-11-2016 12:39 PM

Vote GOAT!©

Frownland 08-19-2016 09:16 PM



1:13 Guess the Celebrity

Mondo Bungle 08-19-2016 09:20 PM

I took one of your albums seriously and thus was spawned a much more expansive and illustrious musical career

Frownland 08-19-2016 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1732623)
I took one of your albums seriously and thus was spawned a much more expansive and illustrious musical career

Which one?

Mondo Bungle 08-19-2016 09:37 PM

The one about the van or the knuckle

Norg 08-20-2016 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1728392)
Who is Frownland?

.

Dylstew 08-21-2016 04:17 AM

This thread is hilarious.

Blank. 08-21-2016 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1733046)
This thread is hilarious.

Vagina


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