Thanks 1. Let's revel in Gavin Mcinness now.

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1. Don't listen to women's advice on how to be a man (which means ignore that weak ass OP)

Is it still illegal to assault a hipster?

Gavin Mcinnes a hipster? You wish you were as awesome as Gavin Mcinnes.

I think it's illegal to assault anybody. I could be wrong, though. I'm sure some exceptions are made.

Glassless glasses, hair gel, full beard, goofy suit, paisley shirt, and quite possibly worst of all, a bowtie. That dude is so hipster he's gonna suffocate cause breathing is too mainstream.

Not if you charge a cover.

It'll cover a charge?

Drunk?

High. I wish someone would Photoshop a joint between my avatar's fingers.