How To Be A Man
 

It's very easy. Here's a few quick steps.

1. Gotta get a house, a shitty apartment with a few other dudes. Sleep next to the furnace.

2. Get a dishwashing job. You'll get bare minimum wage, you'll do okay, and you learn to riff in the kitchen. And you can hang with the black guys and Puerto Ricans who will help you with your testosterone problem.

3. Get a motorcycle. Like I told Frown, nothing fancy, 50 cc's will do.

4. Stop giving blowjobs and start receiving them. You'll learn that it feels much better then handing them out.

5. Put on a nice flannel.

And those are the steps. Good luck out there, gentleman.

6. Don't be Justthefacts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy7b_vGfzA

JTF awoke in a cold sweat. Not that nightmare again..., he thought. This was the third time this week. He began to wonder if they would ever end.

He lazily wandered into the kitchen of his studio apartment. Maybe I'll get a girl here someday...probably not though. Despite his pessimism, he knows that the only way to start his day is with a nice balanced breakfast of a half-eaten Egg McMuffin he found in the garbage cans over in the back alley. Why would someone throw this away? This shit's pure gold.

After scarfing down the sandwich, he sat down at his only possession that costs more than twenty dollars: his windows 98 laptop. Time for some MusicBantering, the only activity in my day that keeps me sane. A quick glance at The Lounge forums shows a lack of high quality content. I know, I'll write an awesome post about being a man. Because I'm a man. And I know what it takes.

So he got to work. After fourteen straight grueling hours of straining his brain he was finally finished with the greatest post of his life. God damn, if I send this to the White House maybe they'll be so impressed they'll make me president! He stood up and patted himself on the back for a hard day's work. No way I'll ever create content as high quality as that again.

He was very tired from all that hard work and had a headache from straining his brain so much. He laid down in bed, rubbed one out because he can't get laid, and went to sleep. He had the nightmare about YorkeDaddy creating higher quality content than him again. Ugh, I thought the awesome post I made today would be the end of these nightmares...apparently I still suck.

Our posts are supposed to have content?

^^Hell, I'd read the sequel :D

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I'm sure I'll create some great content down the line. Don't worry, fag.

I don't think I can even afford a house unless I sell my soul to the bank and get a House loan

so ****ty 2 bedroom apartment 4 me !!!

and Cars>cycles with wheels LOL

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

6. Be yourself and don't give a **** about being "a man".

Are we talking gender or sex here?

Is anyone else glad the YD vs. JTF feud is back on?

I'm more about Nea v. JGuy these days, but they're a close second.

In all seriousness...

Men who want to be seen as "masculine" (I understand not all of them do), should stop allowing themselves to be bullied around by women. Women don't respect men who don't respect themselves. I knew I'd found a "real man" when I finally met a man with big enough cojones to not put up with any of my bull****.

Coming from THE woman bully...

(1) I take this as a compliment

(2) I don't bully my own man because I respect him too much

(3) What does #2 say about you? ;)

To be fair, that's a pretty big ask.

Yes, a huge ask.

7. Get a gun, **** a bitch, fight anyone who looks at you wrong.

At least that's how I did it.

That I'm scared of commitment?? Idk.

Real men drink gallons of bleach.

Real men don't watch Bleach.

Real women don't bleach their assholes

Real men do.

Real men bleach women's assholes.

Real men eat women's assholes.

Real Ed Geins eat women's assholes.

Now if I **** this model
And she just bleached her *******
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an *******

:clap:

ima write a poem inspired by the wise words of kanye

its titled:

boom

oh how i love to take a **** on your face
and when you eat it with a spoon
that's pretty cool

so next time i do that
i'll just **** straight into the spoon
which eliminates a step

also next time i do that,
if you could please wear a scooby doo costume
that'd be tight

boom

boom

in the ass

You just dipped below JTF in the YD vs. JTF poll now, bitch.

I thought this thread was about this song.

I'm sorely disappointed.

JTF is not Riff Raff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo7ZnSC59mY

its all part of my master plan

JTF! I didn't know you're a fan of Gavin Mcinnes.



Gavin vs. Ginger (The Whole Thing) skip to 7:40

You caught me! I'm a huge fan.

Lol. He's hilarious.

Fuck you for exposing me though. Yorkedaddy's gonna think he has the upper hand in this never ending feud. He's such a flake.

Don't worry. You got this.