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"under". A tale of a lost cause

So, I posted this in the spam thread, but I feel these gems deserve their own thread. I'm going to be keeping this thread updated with some of the best posts from my old account, "under". I sent them to a few people in plug and we were all having a good time. I'm posting this solely for the fact that we can all laugh at my expense.

Before you ask, the reason the account is banned is because I forgot the password, and when I made this account, I asked Burning Down to ban that one.

But, it's time to resurface the good ol' days.

http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...ng-rocker.html

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First off I would like to thank all the administrators and moderators who have made this website.

Now, when I was like 5 or 6 years old I had stumbled onto something that I couldn't believe, it was "Rock music." I could hardly believe how good it sounded when I put the headphones up to my ears.

Once I started growing about 2 years I watched a music video and I noticed it was the same kind of rock music that I was into but there was only one problem, I saw that everybody had long hair (preferrably down to their necks), so I thought, "Hey maybe I should grow my hair out like those guys."

It took me a couple years but here's a small scale on how well I have progressed in growing my hair out.

8 years old- over my ears.
9 years old- still a little bit over my ears.
10 11 and 12 - almost reached my neck.
13 years old- finally down to my neck.

I thought about it when I turned fourteen and I thought of making my own band and guess what...I did.

Than I found out that bands need the right equipment which brought me upto another problem, the money issue. I thought about it and I said heck with it maybe I should spend all the money I have on instruments and equipment for my band.

Than I started to think about what my life will be like in another 20-25 years.

Than I broke up with my band and we have not talked since the break up (due to money problems)

Than now I figured that maybe I should just be an alone rocker because I have a very strange taste in rock music so I just thought about just being my own self.

Here is the best part,
I finally save up enough money to get my band back together but than I see a drumset in the window of a mall. I thought "Hmmm maybe I should buy it I mean I have the money but..."

Than of course I bought it.

Ever since I became a rocker, rock music has been mostly my life and I don't know what I would do without it.

Rock music changed my whole life.

Any comments on my experience would be highly appreciated because I would love to hear what you guys think about my experience.

Best thread of 2016, I can feel it.

These two threads are hilarious for the reason that I decided to say I was leaving the forum. I left for a week or so, then came back and demanded they make me a mod.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/17...-everyone.html

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Everybody, I am deciding to leave Musicbanter. Some of you will probably feel good about me leaving but than some of you won't.

There are tons of reasons why I want to leave which is why I am not gonna say any of them.

When I have been here for a while, when I was down or being picked on there was always one person who always helped me. His name is Bungalowbill357. He was one of my best friends on MB.

Goodbye everyone.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/17365-i-want-mod.html

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Hey all those Mods out there, I was wondering if you could make me a Mod on this website. I would be really good. Do you think you could make me one???

Of course, on top of making some of the best threads this site had ever seen, I also took up poetry in my early years of life.

http://www.musicbanter.com/song-writ...see-death.html

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i feel like i've been used too many times.
supposing that was your plan all along.
i dont understand why you hate me so much.
i never did anything to you.
i never hurt you.
so why is hatred the main emotion for you.

i always cry when you're here.
because i know if i say one thing
ill get yelled at even though its something of none of your concern.

you make it so hard for me to smile.
even when the best things in life are following me.
why must you make me suffer so much.

its just for your entertainment that i hate myself.
im not going to keep feeling that way.
but right now you're making it hard.

you just dont want to see me happy.
only because among you face.
i can see that you were never happy.
you're trying to make a dark past out of me.
to hide the past that you were withered into.

its not my fault.
so dont carry it on me.

basically just two words i'd like to say.

****.
you.

i feel like it feels when a cold hand is put onto a warm body.
my blood turns blue and my veins go red.
i feel like its something that brings joy.
but its something i dont want to have happen to me.

i only have this feeling because of you.
and the depression and angst that you laid upon me,
has made my future a living hell.
and i dont care what you say.
but apparently my feelings tend to take action toward your words.

i have just a simple question.
why are you the way you are?
why cant you just be accepting and care what i feel like.
you just lay all that anger onto me like im a piece of paper sucking up water.
you think it doesn't do anything to me.
it does.

this life is one i wish to just start over.
not the friends i've recieved,
but the feelings i've had to be put through.
i wish i could just delete that out of my mind.
and make my way out of this dark place i've been put into.

i only wish...

http://www.musicbanter.com/song-writ...e-stopped.html

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You've fallen with angst

i look up into the ceiling and sky.
and i see you.
why must i look at you in my most horrific state.
it seems that the only times i am down.
you take advantage and make me feel worse.

you dont understand what i go through.
but you more likely understand what im put through.
as though you are the one putting me through it.

once i've reached the state where im completely invulnmerable.
you attack and you don't stop until i end it myself.
which of course leads to me destroying myself.
but im not letting that happen to me.

no matter what you do
you wont lead me to that.
ill have to live with you and be put through the madness.
but i will never lead myself to something i could never climb back out of...

What's better than making my own review? Ripping off someone elses review on another site and claiming it's mine, then saying that I shouldnt feel the need to write my own.

http://www.musicbanter.com/album-rev...ire-water.html

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Thrice - The Alchemy Index, Vol. 1 & 2: Fire and Water

REVIEW:
For me, I personally love this new album because it has a lot of meaning and the music that is available on this album is both soothing and emotional in ways. I really love listening when im either in an emotional state or if im trying to level down on something.
I see that the lyrics for all these songs are very well thought and i love what thrice has put into it. I realize that they put hard work and companionship into the album. I really enjoy it.
i give it a 4/5. with there song "digital sea" its such an amazing song and it has so much meaning and it sounds even better done acoustically and when seen live.

ill always be listening to thrice and i can't wait to hear more music.

1. Digital Sea
2. Open Water
3. Lost Continent
4. Night Diving
5. The Whaler
6. Kings Upon The Main

Audio CD (October 16, 2007)
Original Release Date: October 16, 2007
Number of Discs: 1
Label: Vagrant Records

Rating: 4/5 Stars

A little bit of backstory. I never had 2500 dollars saved up. And I didn't even know how to play guitar, even though I claimed to have been able to play guitar.

http://www.musicbanter.com/talk-inst...wondering.html

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i've saved up for a few years about...2500 dollars.

im thinking of getting a gibson les paul that my uncle is selling at that price.

any other ideas of what i should get instead?

And another great idea for a thread. I couldn't be stopped.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/26...ng-breath.html

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I got bored this morning

so anyone got any ideas of what you could use Morning Breath for

no matter how rancid yours is.

And the replies were just great.

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Try holding yours, for about...

...an hour!

So helpful and useful.

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...gy-thread.html

This could even work in today's age of MB. Of course, I didn't feel the need to explain it at all.

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Title says it all

Your posts are (somehow) of an even lower quality nowadays

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1733618)

Your posts are (somehow) of an even lower quality nowadays

Thank you.

Heh, I remember under. Never realized it was you though.

under was a serious douche. I'm glad he's gone

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1733770)

under was a serious douche. I'm glad he's gone

Me too.

And to make things even better. If you look at the profile, you'll see that it has 1 referral. Well, that was another account that I made to make it look like I was popular enough to get people to come to the site. I can't find the exact profile right now. If I could, I'd post it here.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1733853)

Did you post regularly under the account?

http://www.musicbanter.com/announcem...et-safety.html

My response:

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So this would only occur to like...5 or 10 percent of the people here, the rest are adults.

Oh the irony.

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1733856)

Did you post regularly under the account?

I made one post, then Urban looked up the IP address and figured out it was me.

http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...tml#post632891

My response:

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When my dad started putting on KISS and Van Halen and Led Zeppelin on his stereo to hear around the whole house.

I hope you're proud of me, Chula.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1733859)

I made one post, then Urban looked up the IP address and figured out it was me.

:laughing:

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1733698)

Heh, I remember under. Never realized it was you though.

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Originally Posted by under (Post 632225)

Yes, we all know Janszoon goes to band camp to get laid by 45 year old girls. :thumb:

understood the reference btw

Sorry bud.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/38...wanted-25.html

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being a mod is fun, im a moderator at a different forum. jackhammer knows which one im talking about. and it's hard work but it pays off.

yes...to all the people who thought i'd fail at life, i am a moderator at another one of the biggest music forums on the net.

Yeah.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/38...uestion-3.html

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Originally Posted by under (Post 618461)

Just have to be careful, i dont do it anymore, but you just have to look at yourself in the mirror when doing it. I probably shouldn't be giving you this advice.

Here I am trying to give someone advice on how to put on eyeliner, when I never wore eyeliner in my life.

Here I am trying to understand how sexuality works.

http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...tml#post616371

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Originally Posted by under (Post 616371)

This went from an introduction thread to a "guess my sexuality" thread, except it wouldn't work because we didnt have to guess. but 13? and bisexual? what happened, did mom give birth to you and your dad was teaching you all the things moms are supposed to teach women? Or did your dad just give you a strap on for your birthday until you were 13? Lol, im sorry. Welcome to the boards.

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Originally Posted by under (Post 540482)

top 15 artists

Iron Maiden - 124
Metallica - 99
Dream Theater - 93
Megadeth - 90
Thrice - 69
Dragonforce - 56
Tool - 48
Coheed and Cambria - 29
30 seconds to mars - 23
Linkin Park - 22
HIM - 21
Bright Eyes - 19
Nightwish - 12
AFI - 9
Atreyu - 8

Oh ffs.

I think the real hero of all this weirdness was right-track. Possible GOAT.

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Originally Posted by under

I think I should be a mod

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Originally Posted by right-track

So buy a scooter.

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 617405)

I can always post the link to that thread for the other jackasses to read....

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/38...tml#post617405

What thread was he talking about?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1733914)

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/38...tml#post617405

What thread was he talking about?

It must've been deleted but I made a thread claiming I was satanic and that I could move beds around with my mind.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1733921)

It must've been deleted but I made a thread claiming I was satanic and that I could move beds around with my mind.

Dude! I can do that too!!

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1733924)

Dude! I can do that too!!

:clap:

I can move beds with my mind. I think to myself "push that" then my mind manipulates my arms into doing it for me. Suckers.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1733921)

It must've been deleted but I made a thread claiming I was satanic and that I could move beds around with my mind.

What do you mean it was deleted?! This thread will not be complete until that thread is found.

And how does being satanic jibe with being against profanity?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1733928)

What do you mean it was deleted?! This thread will not be complete until that thread is found.

And how does being satanic jibe with being against profanity?

I tried to find the thread, but I couldn't find it anywhere. If it somehow surfaces, I'd love to see it.

http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...one-while.html

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Originally Posted by under (Post 515210)

thanks for the warm welcome right-track. how's things been?

Legends state that under waited years for a response, and has yet to get one.

http://www.musicbanter.com/media/291...oure-lame.html

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Originally Posted by under (Post 454696)

this will probably just be a crap thread anyway. but i got bored.

We need more of this kind of honesty at this forum. At least I knew my threads were hot trash.

http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...metallica.html

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I think that Trivium isnt originaly like Metallica.

I see no fault in my argument.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1733928)

What do you mean it was deleted?! This thread will not be complete until that thread is found.

And how does being satanic jibe with being against profanity?

Found it

I'm a satanist now

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/26...tmas-tree.html

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/26...-part-2-a.html

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second part. lol. now you have to say the top 10 things you did find under your tree. top 10 favorite things or just 10 things. if you didnt get that many, just make a list of things.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MUSICBANTER!!

Seems I told the future of what job I would eventually be brought into.

I found the thread!!

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/17...iew-h-i-m.html

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BlackwhiteSphinx (2:12:55 AM): Hi. Are you there?
thealextron (2:12:59 AM): yes
thealextron (2:13:03 AM): i assume this is HIM
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:08 AM): yes
thealextron (2:13:16 AM): hahah
thealextron (2:13:19 AM): okay
thealextron (2:13:25 AM): i like how your icon is linkin park
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:31 AM): thx
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:38 AM): Did you send me a request for MySpace?
thealextron (2:13:41 AM): but you said you hated them...
thealextron (2:13:42 AM): yes
thealextron (2:13:43 AM): i did
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:48 AM): I did hate them
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:51 AM): not anymore
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:13:56 AM): and ok i'll add you
thealextron (2:14:03 AM): k
thealextron (2:14:05 AM): good
thealextron (2:14:06 AM): haha
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:14:09 AM): hehe
thealextron (2:14:17 AM): i have to see this death and destruction myspace
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:14:26 AM): hehe
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:14:33 AM): you'll think it's pretty cool
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:14:42 AM): nice song and everything
thealextron (2:15:04 AM): cool
thealextron (2:15:07 AM): i hope so
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:15:12 AM): Hope you like it
thealextron (2:16:37 AM): oh i do
thealextron (2:16:41 AM): very nice
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:16:44 AM): Thanks
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:16:48 AM): I like yours too
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:17:12 AM): Dimmu Borgir is one of my favorite bands
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:17:40 AM): By the way thanks for putting my quote on your sig...
thealextron (2:17:51 AM): no problem
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:18:09 AM): I have never had my quotes on anybodys sigs
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:18:28 AM): Alot of people hate me on MusicBanter that's for sure.....
thealextron (2:18:29 AM): well now you do
thealextron (2:18:33 AM): no
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:18:33 AM): Hehe
thealextron (2:18:36 AM): no one hates you
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:18:46 AM): I guess...
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:19:03 AM): I am gonna change my avatar soon to something that is a sign of death...
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:19:11 AM): probably a pentagram or something
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:19:26 AM): I am actually gonna do it right now..
thealextron (2:19:28 AM): nice
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:19:33 AM): One sec
thealextron (2:19:33 AM): that would be hardcore
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:19:40 AM): I am gonna do a pentagram
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:21:22 AM): done
thealextron (2:22:36 AM): dude
thealextron (2:22:42 AM): that is pretty devilish
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:22:45 AM): I know
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:22:51 AM): I kind of worship him.....
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:23:22 AM): I know it's scary
thealextron (2:23:46 AM): nah
thealextron (2:23:50 AM): doesnt scare me
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:24:01 AM): Cool, it usually scares alot of people.
thealextron (2:24:11 AM): not me
thealextron (2:24:18 AM): i am not scared of the devil
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:24:23 AM): Me neither
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:24:40 AM): I signed off of MySpace but I am staying on MusicBanter
thealextron (2:24:48 AM): oh why
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:25:25 AM): I don't know.....
thealextron (2:25:29 AM): so do you hate god?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:25:37 AM): Yes
thealextron (2:25:42 AM): why
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:25:44 AM): I don't believe in him
thealextron (2:25:48 AM): oh
thealextron (2:25:55 AM): but you believe in the devil?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:26:03 AM): Yes
thealextron (2:26:16 AM): well
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:26:24 AM): huh?
thealextron (2:26:26 AM): how can you believe in the devil but not god?
thealextron (2:26:33 AM): does god exist?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:26:45 AM): I believe he exists but I just don't believe in him...
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:27:05 AM): That didn't make since did it?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:27:12 AM): sense*
thealextron (2:27:16 AM): not much
thealextron (2:27:23 AM): but do you love the devil?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:27:38 AM): No I don't love him but I do like him.
thealextron (2:27:56 AM): why dont you love him?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:27:56 AM): I worship him by doing wikken and praying to him in the middle of a pentagram in the middle of my room
thealextron (2:28:04 AM): ah
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:28:09 AM): Hehe cool huh?
thealextron (2:28:11 AM): what do your parents have to say about that?
thealextron (2:28:13 AM): yes
thealextron (2:28:15 AM): very cool
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:28:22 AM): My parents don't care
thealextron (2:28:30 AM): ah
thealextron (2:28:34 AM): cool dude
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:28:38 AM): Yup
thealextron (2:28:52 AM): has the devil every done anything good for you?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:29:03 AM): Actually now that you ask.....
thealextron (2:29:16 AM): ...
thealextron (2:29:18 AM): yeah
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:29:28 AM): he did help me one time
thealextron (2:29:39 AM): oh yeah? with what?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:29:59 AM): Wiccan, I was actually able to make something move with my powers of wiccan and I think he helped me
thealextron (2:30:09 AM): ah
thealextron (2:30:14 AM): what did you move??
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:30:23 AM): My bed.....(king size)
thealextron (2:30:29 AM): how far?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:30:41 AM): about 3 or 4 feet maybe
thealextron (2:30:49 AM): thats pretty cool
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:30:54 AM): Yup
thealextron (2:31:02 AM): so what do you think about other things?
thealextron (2:31:11 AM): what is your outlook on life?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:31:46 AM): Mmmmm I think life is something that you should respect because if we didn't have life than where would we be....
thealextron (2:32:28 AM): do you respect doom?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:32:34 AM): Yeah
thealextron (2:32:47 AM): how do you feel about doom?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:33:17 AM): Hmm....I never actually thought of it....hmmmmm I feel that Doom helps people get through life in a way....
thealextron (2:33:27 AM): yes
thealextron (2:33:34 AM): are you pro-destruction?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:33:45 AM): Yeah kind of
thealextron (2:34:22 AM): thats pretty wickd
thealextron (2:34:26 AM): you are a dark kid
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:34:35 AM): Well I am goth and emo
thealextron (2:34:43 AM): wow
thealextron (2:34:48 AM): youre goth AND emo?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:34:55 AM): Yeah
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:35:01 AM): pretty cool huh?
thealextron (2:35:39 AM): yepp
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:35:44 AM): hehe
thealextron (2:35:53 AM): i wish i could be emo and goth
thealextron (2:35:57 AM): how do you do it?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:36:39 AM): I just go with the flow I don't care what other people think. Like if people say I look stupid...I couldn't care for one second what they're saying
thealextron (2:36:54 AM): yeah, that is definitly emo
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:37:00 AM): Yup
thealextron (2:37:27 AM): you sure are devilish and free spirited
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:37:37 AM): Yup that's how I live my life
thealextron (2:37:52 AM): wow
thealextron (2:37:56 AM): that is admirable
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:38:01 AM): Thanks
thealextron (2:38:15 AM): you must have lots of followers
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:38:40 AM): Yah I have changed a couple of people to become Goth but that's like two or three people tops
thealextron (2:39:02 AM): were they moved by you?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:39:12 AM): Yeah I guess you can say that
thealextron (2:39:37 AM): thats pretty cool
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:39:44 AM): Thanks
thealextron (2:39:50 AM): has your wiccan every helped you to create destruction
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:39:59 AM): Oh yeah all the time
thealextron (2:40:12 AM): like what?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:40:45 AM): Once I made a piece of a building fall off which practically damaged it and it took like 3 years to build it
thealextron (2:41:55 AM): has it ever killed anyone?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:42:07 AM): Not yet, but it will soon get powerful enough too.
thealextron (2:42:19 AM): nice
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:42:24 AM): I have probably been doing wiccan practically my whole life
thealextron (2:42:35 AM): since birth?
BlackwhiteSphinx (2:42:49 AM): No like when I was 3 I started doing it.
thealextron (2:43:04 AM): that is pretty impressive

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1733972)

Found it

I'm a satanist now

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