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Key 08-30-2016 11:52 AM

The Guy Fieri Appreciation Thread
 
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Reasons to appreciate Guy Fieri
  • hair
  • clothes
  • food
  • other things
  • he wears cool socks
  • i like his glasses
  • tv
  • eating food for a living
  • why not
  • fire
  • spiky hair
  • blonde

Frownland 08-30-2016 11:54 AM

I appreciate Guy Fieri in the same way that I've come to appreciate Donald Trump: he's everything that's wrong with America presented via unintentional (or is it?) satire.

Key 08-30-2016 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1737713)
I appreciate Guy Fieri in the same way that I've come to appreciate Donald Trump: he's everything that's wrong with America presented via unintentional (or is it?) satire.

You've just got to appreciate the inner beauty. His ability with handling his meat products is of high caliber.

Frownland 08-30-2016 11:56 AM

They don't mess around with meat products in Flavortown.

Key 08-30-2016 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1737719)
They don't mess around with meat products in Flavortown.

http://media.salon.com/2014/08/guy_fieri.jpg

The Batlord 08-30-2016 12:00 PM

He's got an earing in both ears. I guess that means he's bisexual.

Key 08-30-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1737728)
He's got an earing in both ears. I guess that means he's bisexual.

No, it just means he's a certified badass.

Exo 08-30-2016 12:12 PM

I generally don't hate people but I f*cking hate Guy Fieri. He is what is wrong with our society and I hope he goes away. Ironic thing is, he's coming to my bookstore in October for a book signing and they're making me work it. I hope I have enough time to ram my fist down his mouth in between handfuls of mozzarella sticks.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:12 PM

Careful, you might lose a finger.

The Batlord 08-30-2016 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737739)
I generally don't hate people but I f*cking hate Guy Fieri. He is what is wrong with our society and I hope he goes away. Ironic thing is, he's coming to my bookstore in October for a book signing and they're making me work it. I hope I have enough time to ram my fist down his mouth in between handfuls of mozzarella sticks.

You should take your lunch break in his general vicinity and eat a steak with ketchup.

Blank. 08-30-2016 12:17 PM

I always wondered with people like Guy Fieri, how much of it is an act and how much of it is real.

Key 08-30-2016 12:18 PM

I honestly enjoy him for his extremities. He's just completely out there in terms of TV personalities that you can't help but appreciate it.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:20 PM

I can get that from ten different people by just hanging out at a Hometown Buffet for a half hour.

Exo 08-30-2016 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1737742)
You should take your lunch break in his general vicinity and eat a steak with ketchup.

He'd probably just offer me some boom boom sauce.

Chula Vista 08-30-2016 12:22 PM

I've grown to like the guy. His style is stupid and he's got some annoying habits but he does a lot of charity work for the underprivileged. Every single place he visits via Triple D sees there businesses go through the roof, and the dude can flat out cook like crazy. Ever watched Guy's Big Bite? It's just him alone preparing a meal from scratch. He turns his shtick way down on that show too.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:23 PM

Everybody act surprised.

Exo 08-30-2016 12:24 PM

The damage that DDD has done to the American appetite is massive though. Everybody thinks they need to put bacon on things now. It's fine for people who have control over their lives but I feel like the obesity problem in this county isn't benefiting from seeing the food he shows on TV every five seconds.

Key 08-30-2016 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737754)
The damage that DDD has done to the American appetite is massive though. Everybody thinks they need to put bacon on things now. It's fine for people who have control over their lives but I feel like the obesity problem in this county isn't benefiting from seeing the food he shows on TV every five seconds.

Yeah, but that's been a problem even before DDD existed. You can't blame Guy Fieri for the obesity problem in this country.

Blank. 08-30-2016 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737754)
The damage that DDD has done to the American appetite is massive though. Everybody thinks they need to put bacon on things now. It's fine for people who have control over their lives but I feel like the obesity problem in this county isn't benefiting from seeing the food he shows on TV every five seconds.

I think obesity in America was an issue way before him.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:26 PM

I think what Exo is trying to say is that Guy Fieri made him fat.

Exo 08-30-2016 12:27 PM

I'm not blaming him for the problem as a whole. I'm blaming him for being a good cook and deciding to take that talent down a sh*tty road. Plus he wears flame shirts. I can't abide by that.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1737757)
I think what Exo is trying to say is that Guy Fieri made him fat.

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Exo 08-30-2016 12:33 PM

I'm not fat anymore. I didn't like his show when he was fat. I generally just think he sucks.

Key 08-30-2016 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737758)
Plus he wears flame shirts. I can't abide by that.

Be honest, you don't see very many people that can sport a flame shirt the way he does.

Frownland 08-30-2016 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737763)
I'm not fat anymore.

I think what Exo is trying to say here is that Guy Fieri made him big boned.

Chula Vista 08-30-2016 12:37 PM

For every bacon and burger joint he shows they'll be two segments of more refined places.

For the record I been to these spots because of DDD and they're both incredible.

http://bluewaterseafoodsandiego.com/

http://www.pizzerialuigi.com/

Key 08-30-2016 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1737772)
For every bacon and burger joint he shows they'll be two segments of more refined places.

And honestly, a lot of the places he shows, I would eat at. Some of the food he eats looks delicious.

Chula Vista 08-30-2016 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1737774)
And honestly, a lot of the places he shows, I would eat at. Some of the food he eats looks delicious.

Ya, you can always tell when he is really impressed because he'll start referring to the cook as 'chef'.

grindy 08-30-2016 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1737763)
I'm not fat anymore. I didn't like his show when he was fat. I generally just think he sucks.

Shirtless pics or GTFO.

kibbeh 08-30-2016 05:41 PM

my mom is a big guy fieri fan. she likes to laugh at him and talk about how she thinks the only good thing about americans is that they love food so much. his show makes me hungry and he's a ****ing idiot, so its fun to make fun of him.

The Batlord 08-30-2016 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1737985)
my mom is a big guy fieri fan. she likes to laugh at him and talk about how she thinks the only good thing about americans is that they love food so much. his show makes me hungry and he's a ****ing idiot, so its fun to make fun of him.

For somebody who complains about the world ****ting on muslims and the middle east, you and your mother seem pretty ****ing prejudiced against America and the West.

kibbeh 08-30-2016 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1737995)
For somebody who complains about the world ****ting on muslims and the middle east, you and your mother seem pretty ****ing prejudiced against America and the West.

;) :p:

djchameleon 08-30-2016 06:40 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/xubu7.jpg

WWWP 08-30-2016 07:18 PM

Dude lives literally down the street from me. Tex Wasabi sucks and the bartenders are always drunk. Vegas Fries are just French Fries with hot sauce. He tried to start a winery and got laughed out of the deal. Everyone here hates him lol.

Frownland 08-30-2016 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1738035)
Dude lives literally down the street from me. Tex Wasabi sucks and the bartenders are always drunk. Vegas Fries are just French Fries with hot sauce. He tried to start a winery and got laughed out of the deal. Everyone here hates him lol.

I feel like I'd get along with everyone there.

DwnWthVwls 08-31-2016 02:53 PM

Did he do something idk about besides having a big personality? What's with all the hate?

Key 08-31-2016 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1738445)
Did he do something idk about besides having a big personality? What's with all the hate?

I was wondering the same thing.

Blank. 08-31-2016 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1738445)
Did he do something idk about besides having a big personality? What's with all the hate?

I just find him to over-the-top with his personality. It feels forced and is just annoying.

kibbeh 08-31-2016 02:57 PM

http://65.media.tumblr.com/c9d531a2c...r0dsu7_500.png

Key 08-31-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738448)

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