By novocaine I assume they mean vodka.

I doubt it actually. He'd probably lose too much blood.

He's Russian. Vodka would double as a blood transfusion.

Being able to eat incredibly spicy food.

Blasting stains off toilet bowls and urinals.

Bunch of cunts.

I once left a friend alone stoned in my room with a movie paused for a good ten minutes cause I was high too and there was a room full of kittens to distract me. No regrets.

One of my mates had a wank with me in the car once as we had been smoking and he forgot I was there.

You do love some pussy, dont'cha? ;)

Lulz. So did you not notice, or were you just being polite so he could finish?