Holiday Charity Challenge Or Something Stupidly Named

Trollheart · 12-22-2016, 01:03 PM

Twice now was buying doughnuts (donuts to you Americans)

and a homeless guy was literally setting up his bed right between the doughnut shop and the ATM (smart guy). No big deal, but I ordered an extra bag of doughnuts (what? Four euro or something) and passed it down to him so at least he'd have something hot to eat. Seemed happy.

I also once saw another guy begging but he had a pet dog and a pet rabbit, and I even heard that a while back some ****s took the rabbit and ****ed it in the river. He rescued it himself. ****ing bastards. Anyway, I made sure next time I was in town I bought rabbit food, dog food and gave him money. Again, he seemed happy. Little things like that make you feel better briefly.

And no, I have no photographic evidence of it. How conceited do you think I am? Don't answer that...

**Frownland** · 12-22-2016, 01:05 PM

They fucked his rabbit?

Trollheart · 12-22-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

They fucked his rabbit?

Yeah, into the river. Must have been some dick. Oh wait, it was.

Seriously, what kind of twisted **** do you have to be to get your kicks by not only hassling a homeless guy but by trying to kill one of his only friends in the world? I hope when they die they go to a place where six-foot rabbits hunt humans for sport.

**Frownland** · 12-22-2016, 01:10 PM

Like, he had sex with the rabbit in the river?

Trollheart · 12-22-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Like, he had sex with the rabbit in the river?

Sigh...

**Frownland** · 12-22-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Sigh...

That is what "fucking" something means in the American dialogue, I'm just trying to see if that's what you meant since that would be even more horrible.

Trollheart · 12-22-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

That is what "fucking" something means in the American dialogue, I'm just trying to see if that's what you meant since that would be even more horrible.

Ah sure you are. If I said "I ****ed that album away cos I hated it" or "I ****ed the bread that was past its sell-by in the bin", you'd think I was molesting acetate and grain, would you?

**Frownland** · 12-22-2016, 01:38 PM

That's just...not how I've ever heard that word used, so yes I would think that you were still talking with the definition that I had in mind.

Key · 12-22-2016, 01:40 PM

Lucem being banned was the best thing anyone could do for charity.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-22-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

You're damn right it doesn't count. Who gives a damn about a soccer team anyways.

**** your ass ***

I bought a homeless guy breakfast the other day. well actually it was like 3 weeks ago now but it's all I've got so take it or leave it.

12-22-2016, 01:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Twice now was buying doughnuts (donuts to you Americans) and a homeless guy was literally setting up his bed right between the doughnut shop and the ATM (smart guy). No big deal, but I ordered an extra bag of doughnuts (what? Four euro or something) and passed it down to him so at least he'd have something hot to eat. Seemed happy. I also once saw another guy begging but he had a pet dog and a pet rabbit, and I even heard that a while back some **s took the rabbit and ed it in the river. He rescued it himself. *ing bastards. Anyway, I made sure next time I was in town I bought rabbit food, dog food and gave him money. Again, he seemed happy. Little things like that make you feel better briefly. And no, I have no photographic evidence of it. How conceited do you think I am? Don't answer that... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

12-22-2016, 01:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	They fucked his rabbit? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-22-2016, 01:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Like, he had sex with the rabbit in the river? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-22-2016, 01:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	That's just...not how I've ever heard that word used, so yes I would think that you were still talking with the definition that I had in mind. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-22-2016, 01:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Lucem being banned was the best thing anyone could do for charity.