Who you calling fatty?

In the early stages of dementia, anything that you can remember is inherently pleasing.

I feel that if I ate a Buddhist he or she will be reincarnated, so really you're just kind of renting them, so it would be Buddhist for me. Plus, being non-violent, the guy wouldn't struggle when you tried to get him into the cookpot. Not to mention that don't Mormons have loads of wives, so more to take revenge on you...

That's a great movie!!!

Don't you "rent" all food though?

Well, yeah, I guess. Though there could be a flaw in my plan: what if the Buddhist is reincarnated as a serial killer, and goes after me?

buddhists probably have an easier time acclimating to other societies but mormons prolly just hangin with themselves anyways.

Q: What happened to the dyslexic cannibal who ate two LDS missionaries?
A: He ended up tripping on LSD.

Q: What kind of spread do you put on Buddhists before you eat them?
A: I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!

Kill yourself. Anyway...