Would You Rather Eat a Mormon or a Buddhist?
 

Pretty self-explanatory. You're not opting to eat a specific Mormon or Buddhist, you just make your choice and we grab one from the lot.

Take your pick and explain why if you feel motivated enough.

Mormon. Aren't serious buddhists vegetarian or some ****? **** that.

Add nymphomaniac to your poll and then we can talk.

Does a lot of sex tenderize the meat or something?

Well ja, I just wanted to know why you think a nympho would taste better. You'd think that going in the other direction would be good eats.

Cum is an amazing marinade.

When I think Mormon I think about very stale and hairy. When I think Buddhist I think about very stale and hairy. When I think nympho..........

well,

not stale or hairy.

Hair can be plucked. Think chickens.

I think you just have hairy men on your mind.

...So are most of the animals that we eat?

i would like eat a Frownland

I do think that Batlord and I would be some of the tastier members here, behind DJ of course.

And don't you just want to punch them in the face?

Yes but more because they're a bunch of punk asses than because of their diet.

Just watched this again the other night.

http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/r...rain-scene.gif

Why on earth would you do that?

Cinematic effect.

Buddhist

Mormons are too, fatty

I mean watch that movie.

Who you calling fatty?

In the early stages of dementia, anything that you can remember is inherently pleasing.

I feel that if I ate a Buddhist he or she will be reincarnated, so really you're just kind of renting them, so it would be Buddhist for me. Plus, being non-violent, the guy wouldn't struggle when you tried to get him into the cookpot. Not to mention that don't Mormons have loads of wives, so more to take revenge on you...

That's a great movie!!!

Don't you "rent" all food though?

Well, yeah, I guess. Though there could be a flaw in my plan: what if the Buddhist is reincarnated as a serial killer, and goes after me?

buddhists probably have an easier time acclimating to other societies but mormons prolly just hangin with themselves anyways.

Q: What happened to the dyslexic cannibal who ate two LDS missionaries?
A: He ended up tripping on LSD.

Q: What kind of spread do you put on Buddhists before you eat them?
A: I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!

Kill yourself. Anyway...

Q: How can a cannibal tell if he ate an Isis member?
A: By the explosive diarrhea.

Oh yeah. Nea's a Republican or some ****.

I would eat a Mormon because I feel compelled to. Not even theoretically.

I think you get to **** their wives when you eat the husband too.

So?

#justasexualthings

Well maybe one day you'll get over your stupid thing and join the rest of us.

Implying you have or have ever had sex.

Coming from you that's not saying much.;

An asexual using sexual experience as a measure of self-worth? Yeah, no, your thing is totally real.

'cept the difference between me and him is that he's well into his 30's.