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Mindfulness 01-18-2017 10:59 AM

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ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1796908)
keep it to PMs next time.

I agree with this analysis. Especially the part that is usually directed toward myself.

DwnWthVwls 01-18-2017 11:06 AM

Sorry, you don't get special treatment here. PMs is not an excuse.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1796929)
Sorry, you don't get special treatment here. PMs is not an excuse.

You must have misread my post. If anything, I was making fun of myself.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796933)
You must have misread my post. If anything, I was making fun of myself.

Leave that to us.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1796937)
I say the contrast between you Frownland and Chula is the meat and potatoes of my board reading experience

I'd say Ki is an important side attraction, even if only in connection with Frown and I.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1796935)
Leave that to us.

And they say chivalry is dead.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796941)
And they say chivalry is dead.

If I open a door for you the least you can do is let me kick you in the ass.

DwnWthVwls 01-18-2017 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796933)
You must have misread my post. If anything, I was making fun of myself.

Thought you were making a PMS joke. Sometimes I don't get you, maybe I'm just dense.

乁(⊙_ʖ⊙)ㄏ

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1796946)
Thought you were making a PMS joke. Sometimes I don't get you, maybe I'm just dense.

乁(⊙_ʖ⊙)ㄏ

You don't get me because I'm a woman. But don't let that fact allow you to discount the other part of your statement ;)

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1796945)
If I open a door for you the least you can do is let me kick you in the ass.

You wouldn't get a chance. I booby-trapped said door to tar and feather the opener directly after my exit. All that Home Alone during my childhood years is finally paying off!

Frownland 01-18-2017 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1796952)
Why is it that CD entire personality as it relates to this forum is "I am a woman"

Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1796952)
Why is it that CD entire personality as it relates to this forum is "I am a woman"

You weren't around for the first part of my forumship in which I masqueraded as a transvestite.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796951)
You wouldn't get a chance. I booby-trapped said door to tar and feather the opener directly after my exit. All that Home Alone during my childhood years is finally paying off!

Watch out for the Matchbox cars.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1796952)
Why is it that CD entire personality as it relates to this forum is "I am a woman"

Because she's a woman.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1796954)
Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.

Your preemptive-strike style defense mechanisms are truly delightful. Tell me, do you come at me every time you wish you could confront your own mother? I'm flattered to be the mommy you could never banter with.

Frownland 01-18-2017 11:54 AM

*snooze*

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 11:56 AM

I love how Frown is always talking about how boring I am... and yet he's usually the one to strike up conversation between the two of us.

Simple-minded irony goes great with perfectly steeped green tea (sip)

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1796957)
Watch out for the Matchbox cars.



Because she's a woman.

Batty knows. And tbh, you guys were the ones who wanted to put me insde that box as soon as y'all figured out I wasn't actually a dude (which was fairly recent), so I simply rolled with it.

The last thing MB needs is another pretentious ******* pontificating about their superior perspective and posturing as some complex living Picasso whilst spilling their hubris all over the forum.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 12:26 PM

BS. You've been going on about your cro-mag husband and kids for ages. It seems to be all you have. (Cause who really cares about hairdressers?)

Frownland 01-18-2017 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1796985)
BS. You've been going on about your cro-mag husband and kids for ages. It seems to be all you have. (Cause who really cares about hairdressers?)

.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 12:31 PM

It's all I need and more than any of you have.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 12:34 PM

Keep your generic family. I'd shoot your husband, smother your kids, and take your joint bank account to Vegas.

Frownland 01-18-2017 12:35 PM

We're really jealous of your kids and are upset about how we don't have to sacrifice the fun in our lives to change nappies.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1796995)
Keep your generic family. I'd shoot your husband, smother your kids, and take your joint bank account to Vegas.

We are broke so the joke's on you.

And my man would crush you into something that resembled one of your whopper juniors while the kids and I video-recorded the festivities. Then we'd take a dump on your beloved computer and wipe our asses with your Manowar albums.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-18-2017 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796977)
The last thing MB needs is another pretentious ******* pontificating about their superior perspective and posturing as some complex living Picasso whilst spilling their hubris all over the forum.

i like this, good post.

ChelseaDagger 01-18-2017 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1797002)
i like this, good post.

Thank you, qwerty. You've been good to me here: you know how to dish it out as well as take it, while understanding boundaries, as I try to as well.

DwnWthVwls 01-18-2017 12:50 PM

The albums might hurt a bit, but I'd imagine it's totally worth it.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796998)
We are broke so the joke's on you.

So you have children you can barely/can't support? Good job. Have more kids. That's what you people do isn't it?

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1797003)
Thank you, qwerty. You've been good to me here: you know how to dish it out as well as take it, while understanding boundaries, as I try to as well.

Boundaries are for ***gots.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1797009)
I was saying it reflects just as poorly on music banter as a whole that every post about you must reference your vagina

But the "more than you'll ever have" post as if to hold yourself above people because you live the most ordinary of lives...

This doesn't happen with Pedestrian or WWWP though.

Frownland 01-18-2017 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1797014)
This doesn't happen with Pedestrian or WWWP though.

Which brings us back to

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1796954)
Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.


bulbasaur 01-18-2017 12:55 PM

weirdos

The Batlord 01-18-2017 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1797018)
weirdos

Says the guy who makes MS Paint Pokemon pics.

Frownland 01-18-2017 12:57 PM

weirdos>>>normies

bulbasaur 01-18-2017 12:59 PM

how do you report posts on here i've had enough

Neapolitan 01-18-2017 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1797018)
weirdos

lol with one word you are a million times funnier than the Batlord.

Anteater 01-18-2017 01:05 PM

I'm just here for the memes.

The Batlord 01-18-2017 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1797021)
how do you report posts on here i've had enough

Honestly I was hoping you'd put me in my place with an MS Paint Pokemon pic. Way to let me down.

Trollheart 01-18-2017 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1796899)
But, that was part of the...

Thanks, I appreciate that.

Yeah I know...


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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796948)
You don't get me because I'm a woman. But don't let that fact allow you to discount the other part of your statement ;)

You don't get her cause her hubby is the jealous type. Apparently.
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1796977)
Batty knows. And tbh, you guys were the ones who wanted to put me insde that box as soon as y'all figured out I wasn't actually a dude (which was fairly recent), so I simply rolled with it.

That sounds like one of Batty's projects all right.
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The last thing MB needs is another pretentious ******* pontificating about their superior perspective and posturing as some complex living Picasso whilst spilling their hubris all over the forum.
Yes, yes, and who has to clean up as usual? :rolleyes:
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The Batlord 01-18-2017 01:13 PM

I love Futurama, but if one thing was going to put me off the show it would be TH's posts.

DwnWthVwls 01-18-2017 01:19 PM

You guys are being pretty douchey today.


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