Prudent.

I'll happily jack off till and after my dick starts bleeding, so please try again.

Batlord. I now have a piece of your heart. Thank you.

You monster! That knock on the door is the cops, coming to remove you from decent society. Your only option is to shoot your way out. Got your Glock? Go out in a blaze of ... something.

Circa 1982-83? We're driving on our way to a party, get horny, and pull off the road. Right on top of a boulder. Rear wheels not touching the ground. Of course we ignore the obvious and go fully to town before logic sets in.

First off, we're talking southern New Hampshire where off the road = into the woods. Secondly, Lin was wearing these ridiculously tight, pink jeans. Thirdly, we both ended up getting the car off of the rock so we could get to the party.

A couple of hours into the party, which was with dozens of long time friends, someone notices that Linda has something in her hair.

Fill in the blanks.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You only wish.

In mrs. chula's hair.

:rofl:

@Chio - Nice(for lack of a better word) stories.. It's nice learning new things about other forum members.
@Chula - I find your sexual antics entertaining.. screw everyone else.


Sounds pretty awesome to me. Who wants a bunch of women that you never have the chance to really explore with? Doesn't matter how kinky or willing your one night stand is, it will never be the same as a healthy long term sexual relationship. Idk about you selfish assholes, but I find it highly satisfying to please a woman beyond giving her a "good pounding".

Who gives a **** if she gets a good pounding. I'm worried about my own nut.

I believe you. I also pity you.

lol @ the bolded.

What was your point?

I just think it's hilarious every time Chula gets drunk and overshares.

O idk I never took it as bragging. I mean sometimes he comes off that way, but I always got the impression he just really loves his wife and thats just his personality. I dont find it awkward or uncomfortable talking about sex or really anything for that matter, so i never really see it as oversharing.

Aren't you on some sexual deviant site?

This thread isn't about sex, it's about love. Quit being such a try hard.

I mean if that's what you want to call it. I explored it for a bit sure, I also said it wasn't really for me, but I met some nice people that I exchange messages with on there from time to time.

Why don't you tell us about some of your experiences instead of hiding behind porn and dick jokes?

I thought so too, along with everyone else not trolling Chula.

You mean my lack of them? I'm just here to throw shade on Chula.

Idk, I know you were talking about liking your manager or something a while back.. Has the Batlord never loved? :(

He either doesn't know the difference or he's being a try hard again.

The ironic part is, you know he doesn't have anything interesting to add, himself.

That was a crush on a married chick who transferred to another store a while back. Nothing to tell.

Thank you for sharing. Now I have a piece of your heart. The ritual can finally be complete and we will summon Azreal to rain death upon the land.

:rofl: <that's my maniacal laugh.

I went out on a date once and didn't like it much.

The end.

I feel bad for you Chula I know it ain't easy and I hope it works out. I'm sure it will of you and Linda truly love each other mæ

If Morrissey taught me one thing then it is that a lack of physical intimacy can drive one mad

I'm sure there's a point somewhere

I know: it's horrible how you're dragged here in chains and forced to participate in it, isn't it? I mean, it IS the only thread on the forum. :rolleyes:
Not literally, of course. His missus would not approve.



Yeah. This one.
Who's Dick Jokes and why is Batty hiding behind him?
The Batlord must never love. He's married to his job, which is protecting the city from the forces of darkness.

We did it first dumbass.

Chula thinks that meeting a woman at 19, and still being together 37 years later is pretty cool. ****ing is just a sidebar.

And average?

Congratulations?

I've been married to Kristy 10 years this November. Intimacy takes a back seat now as our kids are 2 and 4 years old, but it's a pretty happy time.

I've lived with three other women in the past (not at the same time) so I guess I've been a serial monogamist at least since my mid 20s. One of those was an utter psycho (holding a razor over her arm threatening to slice it open and other fun antics). It was really ****ed up at the time but in a way it's made me more grateful for what I have now.

Thanks for clearing that one up! :laughing:

Damn right.

Single at the moment - I was with my ex for 9 months after being friends for around 3 or 4 years. We met in a bar a few weeks before christmas, both got talking about work and I got her number (genuinely to give her a call if any work came up at my company). We got talking and went out a few times, movies etc. Fast forward to last June/July and I was on holiday with my brother, out every night and the only person I wanted to talk to was her. Sent her a message to see if she wanted to go for dinner when I got back and that was it.

Sometimes it is right in front of you and you don't know, mine didn't work out but still worth it

99% sure she likes Bring Me the Horizon, abandon ship. sad Q*Bert.

I dig BMtH, but I can't cosign the vast majority of their fanbase. Avoid.

there's also the opportunity to introduce her into the world of kickass metalcore and tolerable deathcore though

Start her off slow.