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Old 05-08-2017, 06:59 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Anyway, there's a lot more to Ireland than just Guinness. There's ... there's ... um .. there's ... You know what? I'll get back to you.
I think you're thinking about America. We took all your good people. All the ones with balls.
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Old 05-08-2017, 07:02 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I think you're thinking about America. We took all your good people. All the ones with balls.
You're right. That's why all the big American companies (Apple, Google, Facebook) have their European headquarters here and why they source their best staff in Ireland.

Though I guess it could be the Guinness...
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Old 05-08-2017, 07:03 PM   #83 (permalink)
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You're right. That's why all the big American companies (Apple, Google, Facebook) have their European headquarters here and why they source their best staff in Ireland.
Yes, because you're our tax bitch. We don't give a **** about the natives.
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Don't forget Aran sweaters.
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Cos Hendrix already laid claim to Mary.
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You've got road bowling mate - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_road_bowling

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