A Musical Tribute to Music Banter (with apologies to Chula)

Trollheart · 07-03-2017, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I don't like it. The syllables don't match up and roll off the tongue the same way.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

a song about MLM to the tune of When Doves Cry

I'm afraid I don't know our simian friend well enough to attempt that.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-03-2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'm afraid I don't know our simian friend well enough to attempt that.

all you need to know is that he's a wanker

Trollheart · 07-03-2017, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

all you need to know is that he's a wanker

That could be true of any of us. And is.

Stay tuned: I'm working on one. Details soon.

Trollheart · 07-03-2017, 01:56 PM

OK, here we go. To the tune of, well, you know....

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to talk about this thing called music
Electric word, music: means a whole lot and that's no lie but I'm here to tell you there's something else: Music Banter.

A world of never ending drama
You can see the bull****, day or night

So when you call up Amazon to order that album:
You know the one: Grime Classics IV?
Instead of asking them how long delivery takes
Tell them download that **** to me baby!

Cause in this life, things are much harder without music.
In this life, it's what you own.

And if those haters try to bring you down
Say **** you: you know who I am?

See he was called Fluffy Kittens, had to change his name;
People did't like it, he hadn't any friends.
Thought his name was rude, not appropriate:
Many complaints, people getting angry -
No no was all he heard.

But he wasn't going to let those haters bring him down now he's

Man Like Monkey
Man Like Ape
Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape.

Big Villa fan, major league;
Followed and supported them for many years,
When they went down, he was so sad;
But he said well you know it really ain't so bad:
They may be relegated but they won't stay down.

Man Like Monkey
Man Like Ape
Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape.

Is he gonna let those haters bring him down? Oh no!
Man Like Monkey
Man Like Monkey
.
Gotta have some hip-hop in your life
Gotta have that grime.
Music isn't worth a single damn if it doesn't have that rhyme.

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Take it away!

Pet_Sounds · 07-03-2017, 02:13 PM

I want one of these now. Pleeeease?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-03-2017, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Big Villa fan, major league;
Followed and supported them for many years,
When they went down, he was so sad;
But he said well you know it really ain't so bad:
They may be relegated but they won't stay down.

That's that shit I do want to hear

UTV

**Frownland** · 07-03-2017, 02:18 PM

Do one for me to the tune of You Suffer.

Trollheart · 07-03-2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I want one of these now. Pleeeease?

Gimme a tune

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

That's that shit I do want to hear

UTV

We'll be back!

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Do one for me to the tune of You Suffer.

Don't know it. Once again: Hi, I'm Trollheart.

**Frownland** · 07-03-2017, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Do one for me to the tune of You Suffer.

^

Isbjørn · 07-03-2017, 02:33 PM

do me but remember i'm underage

07-03-2017, 01:56 PM	#34 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	OK, here we go. To the tune of, well, you know.... Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to talk about this thing called music Electric word, music: means a whole lot and that's no lie but I'm here to tell you there's something else: Music Banter. A world of never ending drama You can see the bull***, day or night So when you call up Amazon to order that album: You know the one: Grime Classics IV? Instead of asking them how long delivery takes Tell them download that * to me baby! Cause in this life, things are much harder without music. In this life, it's what you own. And if those haters try to bring you down Say ** you: you know who I am? See he was called Fluffy Kittens, had to change his name; People did't like it, he hadn't any friends. Thought his name was rude, not appropriate: Many complaints, people getting angry - No no was all he heard. But he wasn't going to let those haters bring him down now he's Man Like Monkey Man Like Ape Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape. Big Villa fan, major league; Followed and supported them for many years, When they went down, he was so sad; But he said well you know it really ain't so bad: They may be relegated but they won't stay down. Man Like Monkey Man Like Ape Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape. Is he gonna let those haters bring him down? Oh no! Man Like Monkey Man Like Monkey . Gotta have some hip-hop in your life Gotta have that grime. Music isn't worth a single damn if it doesn't have that rhyme. Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Take it away! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-03-2017, 02:13 PM	#35 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	I want one of these now. Pleeeease? __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

07-03-2017, 02:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Do one for me to the tune of You Suffer. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-03-2017, 02:33 PM	#40 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	do me but remember i'm underage __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal