Trollheart

Thrown together in a hurry, but see what you think.

To the tune of Manowar's "Blood of my enemies" (video below for those who don't know it, ie most of you)



Three bands I like and I play them always:
Slayer, Manowar and Ke$ha are their names.
We ride down my enemies on their halfhearted flight.
You're always wrong and I'm always right.
Music Banterers, hear us ride!
Witness our coming, gods of metal!
I ride through the air, I laugh as I die
Except when my mother calls me for my fries.
The ride of the wicked, I am full of lust:
Turn up the volume, death metal or bust!

Strong winds, too much beans!
To the toilet I must fly!
Stains on my bed, if she sees them I'm dead:
Hope I don't hear my mom's angry cries.

Batman's the best superhero of all.
Superman can just suck my balls.
But Deadpool is dead cool and Supergirl too
And Wonder Woman what would I do without you?


Burgers, every day I serve up to these cunts:
Wish they'd all die and leave me alone;
If I could just get me a gun.
Police, leave me be. I'm a white thirties kid.
Don't you understand? We rule this land:
I'll get off no matter what I did.

Now I'm back home, I'm safe and sound.
I told you, no jail for me.
If I were black I wouldn't be back
But this is the land of the free.

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Trollheart

For Frownland, rather appropriately to this tune...

I've been making music now for far too long:
You know it's true, and so do I.
If you don't like my music you're just wrong;
I wouldn't take this from any other guy.
And if you don't know how I'm feeling
Don't care if you understand

Never gonna change my ways,
Doesn't matter what you say:
Never gonna compromise my music.
My music is experimental,
Sometimes temperamental:
Got talent I'm gonna use it.

I am an icon of the avant-garde:
I play my music just how I like.
What I do ain't easy, no it's real hard:
If you don't like it just take a hike.
I'll do me and you do you, yeah?
And if you just can't understand

Never gonna change my ways,
Doesn't matter what you say:
Never gonna compromise my music.
My music is experimental,
Sometimes temperamental:
Got talent I'm gonna use it.

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Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018