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Old 05-01-2019, 07:42 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2019, 07:45 PM   #252 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2019, 02:54 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Yesterday was coronation day, and I was working a block away from the Imperial Palace. I think every cop and detective in the country was patrolling the area. I even noticed that the manholes had little stickers over them, showing that they'd been inspecting by the police. Then some dude yelled out "Thank you, Heisei!*" and jumped off a bridge into the river below. But he didn't hit the water, instead landing face-first in a boat that just happened to emerge from under the bridge at just the right (wrong?) moment. I loled.

*Heisei is the name of the era that just ended.
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Old 05-05-2019, 04:56 AM   #259 (permalink)
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