Indeed I am from Frimley Green! Newbie,so make allowances please!

No allowance. You work or you starve.

Arbeit macht frei

Well, it's great to meet someone else who is from the Home Counties, England's green and pleasant land, etc, etc.

If you feel inclined you can:
i) read this guide:- http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...sicbanter.html
ii) introduce yourself by opening a thread here:- Introductions - Music Banter

Another option is to just start posting away. You may notice that Batlord has over 24 000 posts to his credit, so you'd better get busy if you want to catch him up!

Also ensure you catch him and freeze him in Carbonite. :D

Just try catching the guy who made the Kessel Run in 35 miles.

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We're not in space, moron.

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Prove it. Expanded Universe no longer counts.