Post your room (if you dare)
 

Your living room, man cave, office... wherever you spend your leisure time when at home.

http://i.imgur.com/urEiLWY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F4nfYF7.jpg
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I don't dare. If anyone saw my room online, the universe would implode and we'd all learn the horrible truth: that Batty is God. This must never happen.

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You have a Batlord worship altar in your room? Is that it?

My room literally looks like a bomb went off inside it, however, I know exactly where everything is at a given time. Need a book? On the floor. Need a bag? On the floor. CDs? Floor. Sketchbook? Floor. Missing a shirt? Got it, floor.

It's a very simple system.

Wouldn't be the first.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=floordrobe

The awful truth must never be known. Never!
Girl, you floor me. :)

MicShazam: I have that exact same three-drawer cabinet in my sitting room, much in need of repair. And what's the keyboard?

I'm currently in the smallest room of our house. At one point or another all 4 of us have used this room. I like it. It's cozy.

My "command center". The beat up reclyner (mostly cat damage) is the only remaining piece of furniture we own that came with us from Boston 20 years ago. I don't have the heart to replace it.

The white cushion helps minimize sciatica flareups. Guitar, Kemper Profiler, laptop, speakers, and the meds I have to remind myself to take every day.

http://i.imgur.com/q5PaiTL.jpg

View from the command center. 47" HD TV, 2.1 Soundbar/Sub sound system, and my safe. Lots of other gear stuff is not visible in either pic but I have everything wired and integrated to function in any possible configuration.

http://i.imgur.com/VsRgkZQ.jpg

Nice movie choice, Chula!

The cabinet is full of sketches and half finished homebrew board- and card-games. Why exactly I'm keeping it mostly empty while a pile of papers is stacked on top of it is anyone's guess :laughing:

It is an organizational system born out of accumulating a lot of stuff while I was living on my own, then returning to my old bedroom, but without any of the bookshelves or furniture I had used while I was alone. So, floor it is.

What's in the safe?
It seems like an unusual place to keep it if it's money or other valuables.

You don't need to move much with all that within reach. Almost more of a cockpit than a command center :laughing:

Can watch it a million times and it will never get old.

(A) Gun, money (small bills), a few loaded magazines, and a ton of 9mm rounds - both JHP and FMJ. Went on a bit of a buying spree when I first got the 19 because ammo prices were starting to go through the roof. (Newtown) The fully loaded safe weighs about 65 pounds and is nestled into a very tight space.

(B) Hammer, meet nail. :D

I feel like my floordrobe is based on the same principle, but seeing as how I've never lived on my own it feels much more intrinsic and lazy.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around that as a Dane (no guns allowed, unless you're a certified hunter). I do have a dull bladed souvenir sword. If I held it by the blade and bashed a burglar with the heavy brass handle, I guess it would qualify as a dangerous weapon.

So our civilian gun owners could wipe the floor with your army?

Same mate.

Actually probably yes. Denmark is a country of 5-6 million people. There's bound to be considerably more civilians with guns in the US than armed soldiers and police in Denmark.

I'm not sure how it is in the UK, but we even have incredibly strict knife and blade laws now. You could seriously get in trouble just for having a set of knives for cooking in your car or on your person, depending of context. The rules aren't enforced super hard, it's meant as more of a way for the police to keep gangs from using knives in public places. I don't know the exact details of the knife laws, but since they got changed a decade back or so, I'm pretty sure there's few places in Europe with as strict weapon laws as Denmark.

Imagine how out of this world and messed up it seemed then, when a gang member shot a wall with a friggin bazooka a few years back in my city.

Same here, 2 inch limit on blade length and its not allowed to lock into place.

I think it's a sensible law. I mean, what would I need to walk around with a knife for if I didn't intend to do something bad with it?

I agree. I've never understood why people want to carry any sort of weapon so much, be it a gun or a knife.

I understand. This explains where I'm coming from:

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/90...ml#post1870184

Would you mind terribly being annexed?

By you crazy Americans? Yes, I would mind a lot. I'd rather be annexed by the Norwegians. They're so nice, they'd be forgiven within a years time.

Most realistic scenario: Russians.

Same here.

We all got big tits though. It's not like you'll be under the boot of the Japanese. I guess you could get beat by the Russians and get bigger tit masters, but does anyone in Europe really like the ****ing Russians? Really?

Target Map releases map of average breast sizes around the world | Daily Mail Online

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The whole movie is one massive awesome quote-fest.

Bullet Tooth's dialogue throughout the entire movie is priceless.

What movie?

Snatch.

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*Which

The tit map seems to say Danes have as big tits as Americans. Since Americans are way more obese on average, that should mean that the Danish breast ratio is more due to young women with big breasts, rather than fat people with extra blubber. I think you invading us would dillute the breast pool.

Russia honestly feels further away than the US since we have little to no cultural interaction with them. Russia takes up more of a place in American cultural imagination, even though you're further away from them.
You've got all those video games and movies where the Russians play the big baddie, yet they're more likely to invade Europe, but we don't obsess about them. Maybe we just don't want to think about it :laughing:

My friend actually has a poster of that movie on his wall. Never seen it. They have a lot of weird **** in their little maze dungeon house. They have a plaque for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. And this weird funny ass yet creepy as hell demonic looking cat statue thing.

And that's just the men.

Bro, we don't give a damn about Russia anymore. If we have them as enemies in a movie it's cause that movie sucks and can't come up with anything better. They're just the guys our grandparents didn't like.

Then there was that Homefront game where North Korea invaded the US on their home turf. Totally believeable scenario. At least they tried something new.

No, doofus! :banghead: I meant the synthesiser!
What did the wall do on him?
Ah come on! Surely you've been approached by a man who wants you to try out as a knife-thrower, but if you don't have knives he moves on. How many times has that happened to me? Always be prepared! :laughing:
Him personally, or his country?
Especially Batty! :laughing: